Condoms

My favourite brand was on sale for 50% off. I cleared out the stock. Bought 30+ boxes of 12.

The male cashier made a comment on worrying about them expiring before being used...

I joked that it should last through the weekend.
 
Not usually. One of the first times I was buying a pack of magnums, still a young guy, and felt a little bashful and embarrassed. Heading to check out and saw this young guy clerk at a stand. Put the box down and pulled my wallet out to pay. He was totally cool and just gave me this “right on bro” kinda look. Totally cool. Made me feel pretty good.
 
I've never felt embarrassed buying condoms, not even the first time ever that I bought them trying to figure out the appropriate size. I've also never been asked about it by a cashier. Not in the many years I've been buying condoms. I would pick one up and queue at the cashier without even trying to hide what's in my hand.

Nobody should be too embarrassed to buy condoms. It's a responsible thing to do. If anything anyone buying condoms should be proud that they're being responsible. To the cashiers it's just another item they need to scan and collect money for. Any cashier that decides to mention anything about it is just unprofessional.
 
Do you get embarrassed when buying condoms at the cashier. Has the cashier ever commented on your purchase.
I'm pretty bashful in real life, so yes. Nobody ever commented of course because I know they don't care, but that doesn't stop my embarassment.
 
I sure used to be, but definitely no longer.

In fact, on the rare occasion that I’m in a store that sells small/snug fit condoms I’ll pick some up even if I don’t need any because I kind of love that then the cashier will know I’m standing there with a small one.
 
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I didn't think I would get embarrassed, but I was away on a trip last year and needed to buy some condoms. I picked up some skyn large (never heard of them before) condoms from a pharmacy (full of women) I almost backed out.

I feel it's a bit like "who does this guy think he is buying large condoms".

Btw those condoms are the best I've ever bought.
 
No, I don’t feel embarrassed at all. I have walked away wondering if they are ever judging me for buying extra thick condoms.
 
No not at all. The only time I was embraced is my 21st birthday my best mate brought a massive suction cup dildo to the restaurant and smashed it on the table and stuck it there. He said “thought you could take this home as ruin yourself!” Or similar words. Everyone went silent and looked.
 
In my younger years, some store manager made a stupid comment to me, when I bought condoms. He delighted in embarrassing young people. He did the same to young women, who were buying tampons.

When he did that to me, I asked him in a loud voice the reason why he never put condoms or tampons on sale. I continued to say that the stored positioned itself as a "price leader", and, added that this was not true for the pricing of intimate goods.

Finally he had the same look of humiliation on his face that he delighted in bringing to others. I am sure that he penis shrivelled permanently by an inch that day.
 
In my younger years, some store manager made a stupid comment to me, when I bought condoms. He delighted in embarrassing young people. He did the same to young women, who were buying tampons.

When he did that to me, I asked him in a loud voice the reason why he never put condoms or tampons on sale. I continued to say that the stored positioned itself as a "price leader", and, added that this was not true for the pricing of intimate goods.

Finally he had the same look of humiliation on his face that he delighted in bringing to others. I am sure that he penis shrivelled permanently by an inch that day.
I’d have simply said “I use them for fucking, not that your little cock would understand that!”
 
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Yes i do. I have to purchase the XL ones (for the head to fit) seems like i am laying out my secret to the cashiers. Try sh have the gal buy them
 
I have two funny condom buying stories....

1.) In university, while living in residence, I went for a condom run for a couple of buddies of mine and me. I ran to the local 7-Eleven and grabbed a few boxes. One my way out, I heard the cashier say to her co-worker 'he plans on having a busy night'.
I was young and more awkward back then, so I didn't have the courage to say they weren't for me.

2.) I was working as a cashier at convience store close to a high school and university. A few couples came in to buy stuff, and paid for it all together. They literally bought tones of condoms and tampons. All the guys were putting condoms on the counter, and the girls were putting down tampons. I chuckled to myself.