Creative curse words

[HyperHulk]

A friend of mine used "Jesus tap-dancing Christ" in a conversation we were having and I couldn't stop laughing because I hadn't heard that variation before and I was mentally picturing Jesus tap-dancing.

What are some of the funniest, oddest or whatever curse/swear word variations that you've heard?

 

[D_Ivana Dickenside]

instead of taking jesus' name in vain, a friend of mine used to say, "mother fucking cheese and rice!" it starts to rub off after a while :tongue:

 

[flame boy]

It's an old one, but it still makes me laugh - Hugh Grant in Four Weddings....

"Fuck, Fuck, Fuckity-Fuck"

 

[dongalong]

"You scratch!" and "you flap!" shortened from "you knob scratch" and "you piss flap"

They were a bit surreal either way!

 

[flame boy]

Oh another one which I totally love is "Shit The Bed" (used like "oh shit") - i sure got a prudy mouf.

 

[D_Relentless Original]

My Friend used to say " Jesus H Christ ", never got what it meant though.

 

[ZOS23xy]

Heard once not exactly this thread, but...

"I swear to drunk I'm not God"

I've heard "Cheeses K. Rice."

 

[HyperHulk]

instead of taking jesus' name in vain, a friend of mine used to say, "mother fucking cheese and rice!" it starts to rub off after a while :tongue:

I love this one. I want to use it. :biggrin1:

 

[D_Relentless Original]

Oh another one which I totally love is "Shit The Bed" (used like "oh shit") - i sure got a prudy mouf.

Love that one, we tend to say " Shit my Wack " though or " Shittinghell ":biggrin1:

 

[D_Ivana Dickenside]

I love this one. I want to use it. :biggrin1:

hahahaha by all means please do so! i find myself saying it once in a while too.

 

[flame boy]

Ok, I also just thought of south park the movie -

"Donkey Raping Shit Eater"

 

[HyperHulk]

Ok, I also just thought of south park the movie -

"Donkey Raping Shit Eater"

That made me gasp out loud, which must mean it's an effective curse phrase.

 

[D_Ivana Dickenside]

what about uncle-fucker? that was also from the south park movie, lol.

 

[B_dumbcow]

Stupid shiitake / Shih Tzu!

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Fussing Fucky - When someone is fucking fussy

 

[Calboner]

Ok, I also just thought of south park the movie -

"Donkey Raping Shit Eater"

Now, kids, I seriously doubt that Mr. Garrison would ever say, uh (reading), "Eat penguin shit, you ass behonker," mmkay?

 

[mista geechee]

I always like "ass-face" and "dick-fuck". Oh , and " bitch-boy ".

 

[njreg]

I knew a girl once who used to refer to another girl in high school as a "cum belching road whore." It used to always make me laugh...especially since I knew the "road whore."

 

[Mem]

Cunt Farts queef

 

[naughty]

Two of my favorite directives are:

1) You go to SHIT! I wouldnt hit a snake in the ass with you!

or

2) Go scratch your mangy ass with a broken bottle.



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