At home I try to avoid getting too much cum and precum on the sheets as I hate all the laundry involved. But hotel beds are a completely different kettle of fish. I love the freedom of leaving my mark on those beautiful, Egyptian cotton sheets, with no feelings of guilt. I've even been known to partake in the ancient craft of something known as bed fucking. Followers of this secret pastime can be seen kneeling at the bedside, lifting the mattress slightly from the base and sliding their hard, throbbing member in the gap, then, as the mattress is pushed down, pumping away to their heart's desire. I must apologise to hotel room cleaners around the world for what you may have found after my brief affair with your handsome superking!