"Cure For Homosexuality"

[jonb]

Actually, the X is a logarithmic concentration. 2X means one part per hundred, for example. Or 1C.

Concentrations dilluted to 12C/24X or more naturally don't do a thing. So of course when I see 200C, something's wrong. Many homeopathic practitioners still argue the solvent 'remembers' the solute.

 

[Dr Rock]

Originally posted by jonb@Oct 31 2005, 02:40 AM
Concentrations dilluted to 12C/24X or more naturally don't do a thing.

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I think immunologists might disagree with you there.

 

[panthera]

Originally posted by Dr Rock+Oct 31 2005, 05:22 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Dr Rock &#064; Oct 31 2005, 05:22 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-jonb@Oct 31 2005, 02:40 AM
Concentrations dilluted to 12C/24X or more naturally don&#39;t do a thing.

[post=356940]Quoted post[/post]​

I think immunologists might disagree with you there.

[post=357095]Quoted post[/post]​

[/b][/quote]
Oh my paws and whiskers, will it never cease? There just has to be something sick about a religion which uses an insrument of torture as their symbol.
All high order social mamals have a certain rate of homosexuality. Mother Nature, red of tooth and claw is not interested in survival of the individual. She only cares about survival of the species. We homosexuals help make this possible.
It is no co-incidence that so much fundamental research, so much of the creative arts, so many of the brilliant teachers are gay. Sadly, also a high percentage of the military and - happily -if only outside of the US - police.
Not to mention that every single gay man and lesbian woman (we don&#39;t have political correctness over here in Germany, thank the goddess...) I know is the babysitter or "Onkle/Tante" of choice to at least one friend&#39;s children.
Off of me soapbox, have to decorate a cake for my "nephew&#39;s" third birthday party...
Oh, lest I forget. Hömopathie has not been entirely discredited. To my enormous surprise controlled double blind studies have shown a definite effect for some of the "Mittel" or dilutions.

 

[jonb]

Originally posted by Dr Rock+Oct 31 2005, 07:22 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Dr Rock &#064; Oct 31 2005, 07:22 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-jonb@Oct 31 2005, 02:40 AM
Concentrations dilluted to 12C/24X or more naturally don&#39;t do a thing.

[post=356940]Quoted post[/post]​

I think immunologists might disagree with you there.

[post=357095]Quoted post[/post]​

[/b][/quote]
It&#39;s rather simple: A mol is 6.0221415*10^23 molecules. So a mol of sugar, for example, C6H12O6, is 6(12)+12+6(16)=72+12+96=180 grams.

It gets worse as it gets less. Some of these are at 200X or more, requiring containers larger than the sun to get a single molecule.

 

[Matthew]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DC_DEEP &#064; Oct 28 2005, 05&#58;09 PM) [post=356368]Quoted post[/post]</div><div class='quotemain'> it is produced by a company in India called "Shetty Pharmaceuticals" [/b][/quote]
LOL - love it

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(GoneA &#064; Oct 28 2005, 08&#58;33 PM) [post=356423]Quoted post[/post]</div><div class='quotemain'>Some member of LPSG has a signature that says something to the tune of: "If homosexuality is a disease, can I call into work sick?"

According to this Pharmaceutical Company.....yes.[/b][/quote]
Score&#33;&#33;&#33; Do you think they&#39;ll write me a note?

 

[headbang8]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Matthew &#064; Nov 4 2005, 04&#58;59 AM) [post=357990]Quoted post[/post]</div><div class='quotemain'>
Score&#33;&#33;&#33; Do you think they&#39;ll write me a note?
[/b][/quote]

Dear Mrs. Teacher,

Please excuse Matthew from school today. He was feeling a little bit queer this morning, so I thought I&#39;d keep him at home. We don&#39;t want him giving it to the whole class, do we?

Yours overprotectively,

Matthew&#39;s Mom.



<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Matthew &#064; Nov 4 2005, 04&#58;59 AM) [post=357990]Quoted post[/post]</div><div class='quotemain'>
Score&#33;&#33;&#33; Do you think they&#39;ll write me a note?
[/b][/quote]

Dear Mrs. Teacher,

Please excuse Matthew from school today. He was feeling a little bit queer this morning, so I thought I&#39;d keep him at home. We don&#39;t want him giving it to the whole class, do we?

Yours overprotectively,

Matthew&#39;s Mom.

 

[panthera]

[quote name=&#39;headbang8&#39; date=&#39;Nov 5 2005, 09:43 PM&#39; post=&#39;237709&#39;]
[quote name=&#39;Matthew&#39; post=&#39;237288&#39; date=&#39;Nov 4 2005, 04:59 AM&#39;]
Score&#33;&#33;&#33; Do you think they&#39;ll write me a note?
[/quote]

Dear Mrs. Teacher,

Please excuse Matthew from school today. He was feeling a little bit queer this morning, so I thought I&#39;d keep him at home. We don&#39;t want him giving it to the whole class, do we?

Yours overprotectively,

Matthew&#39;s Mom.


yeah, well - we all now overprotective moms caused us to be queer, don&#39;t we?

 

[GoneA]

Ms Finkelstein

Matthew is gay. We will be storing him in our lab for further testing. In the interim, we request that you observe the other students to see if they have been infected. If any one student should even slightly incite your suspicion, we request that you isolate them from the class, inform us immediately, and we will be there (nets in hand) to capture them.

We appreciate your assistance. Thank you.

Shetty Pharmaceuticals.

 

[artyhungman]

There is no cure for homosexuality.

The only solution is banning labels.

People are sexual.

Given the absence of social conditioning about what one ought or should do etc more people (male and female) would be more abivilent about the shape of their partners bumpy bits.

If you find yourself attracted more to one shape of bits as opposed to another it is not a disease or condition needing cure, except in the minds of those who think it should or ought not be that way.

 

[dlcs]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(GoneA &#064; Nov 6 2005, 01&#58;29 AM) [post=358538]Quoted post[/post]</div><div class='quotemain'>
Ms Finkelstein

Matthew is gay. We will be storing him in our lab for further testing. In the interim, we request that you observe the other students to see if they have been infected. If any one student should even slightly incite your suspicion, we request that you isolate them from the class, inform us immediately, and we will be there (nets in hand) to capture them.

We appreciate your assistance. Thank you.

Shetty Pharmaceuticals.
[/b][/quote]
So, what are the prevalent symptoms of Homoculus Sexualis?

 

[GoneA]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(dlcs &#064; Nov 8 2005, 04&#58;06 AM) [post=359044]Quoted post[/post]</div><div class='quotemain'>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(GoneA &#064; Nov 6 2005, 01&#58;29 AM) [post=358538]Quoted post[/post]</div><div class='quotemain'>
Ms Finkelstein

Matthew is gay. We will be storing him in our lab for further testing. In the interim, we request that you observe the other students to see if they have been infected. If any one student should even slightly incite your suspicion, we request that you isolate them from the class, inform us immediately, and we will be there (nets in hand) to capture them.

We appreciate your assistance. Thank you.

Shetty Pharmaceuticals.
[/b][/quote]
So, what are the prevalent symptoms of Homoculus Sexualis?
[/b][/quote]

The furtive application of lipstick, eyeliner, blush and other MAC products.

 

[Dorset]

"If homosexuality is a disease, can I call into work sick?"

According to this Pharmaceutical Company.....yes.

Does anyone have any tips on how to fake homosexuality so it sounds convincing when I call into work tomorrow morning?
And how long should I take off before saying I'm cured?

 

[Matthew]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Matthew @ Nov 4 2005, 04:59 AM) [post=357990]Quoted post[/post]</div><div class='quotemain'>
Score!!! Do you think they'll write me a note?
[/b]

Dear Mrs. Teacher,

Please excuse Matthew from school today. He was feeling a little bit queer this morning, so I thought I'd keep him at home. We don't want him giving it to the whole class, do we?

Yours overprotectively,

Matthew's Mom. [/quote]

This would even be funnier if you knew my Midwestern Mom. This is not so far off something she'd write. You'd die laughing to hear her read it -- when I lived in NC I used to save her Fargo-like messages on my answering machine to crack up my southern roomates.

 

[Matthew]

Does anyone have any tips on how to fake homosexuality so it sounds convincing when I call into work tomorrow morning?

How about a grunting, panting male voice in the background?

And how long should I take off before saying I'm cured?

Make sure they know it's a chronic condition so you can re-use it anytime.