Curmudgeons aren't cute.

[B_Hickboy]

Hey! If anyone is sucking you, Hickboy, tell them to step off, I'm first in line!!

It's good to have friends like you.

 

[ManlyBanisters]

it's only had me for company for years now.

yes, it needs reassuring attention.

I can be very reassuring... and then there's always the clit pump.

 

[ManlyBanisters]

They're ugly, small-minded, stupid, and destructive.

There's a difference between hate and anger. Hate consumes its object, then goes looking for another meal.

Anger is a magnificent force, and can be the best instrument for change. There is no art without conflict.

Oh sorry, there was a point to this thread - I got distracted

 

[dolfette]

I can be very reassuring... and then there's always the clit pump.

temptress!

and here's me with no will power...

:biggrin1:

 

[ManlyBanisters]

temptress!

and here's me with no will power...

:biggrin1:

And here's me with no kids for the rest of the weekend, and in the UK too...

*thinks* :biggrin1: :biggrin1:

 

[dolfette]

And here's me with no kids for the rest of the weekend, and in the UK too...

coincidence...?

 

[Big Dreamer]

And here's me with no kids for the rest of the weekend, and in the UK too...

You can date them Kotch, but fer christsakes, please don't injure them. Remember, what you call sex, others call Aussie Rules Football or Mixed Martial Arts.

 

[ManlyBanisters]

It's all part of Hickboys evil plan..

(Don't tell him I told you)

He's hiding upstairs at my place, I'm to gather as many of the women as possible for a weekend long lesbian orgy and once we're all busy with each other, he's going to jump out of the wardrobe ready to be served by all.

You can date them Kotch, but fer christsakes, please don't injure them. Remember, what you call sex, others call Aussie Rules Football or Mixed Martial Arts.

You see now we're back on-topic... curmudgeons :biggrin1:

 

[Big Dreamer]

Just because you couldn't handle me doesn't mean the delightful women of LPSG can't either :tongue:

(You're welcome to have another go though :biggrin1

*Tightens clasps on back-brace and runs my fingertips over a scarred and swollen face.*

Ummm... maybe we can just be phone friends, OK ma'am??

 

[Gillette]

It's all part of Hickboys evil plan..

(Don't tell him I told you)

He's hiding upstairs at my place, I'm to gather as many of the women as possible for a weekend long lesbian orgy and once we're all busy with each other, he's going to jump out of the wardrobe ready to be served by all.

Nefarious!

Is that why you've been playing with my pussy?

 

[B_Hickboy]

Nefarious!

Is that why you've been playing with my pussy?

fftopic:

 

[B_Hickboy]

I'm gonna have to jump out of this wardrobe...

 

[Principessa]

And here's me with no kids for the rest of the weekend, and in the UK too...

How far are you from No_Strings? :biggrin1:

 

[Gillette]

I wish I knew, but I don't know where in the UK he is

Look deeper in the wardrobe....

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Yes they can be nasty and evil. They are known to go into a blackout and become violent demanding Pruine Juice at the threat of gun point with giant booger on their nose. I think its an east coast blue hair,bad breath thing:wink:

 

[Gillette]

Now I'm curious..

Hick and No_Strings both in the wardrobe for that long without joining in an all girl orgy? What have they been up to?

Gorging themselves on Turkish Delights in Narnia?

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Now I'm curious..

Hick and No_Strings both in the wardrobe for that long without joining in an all girl orgy? What have they been up to?

*Drifts off into reverie*

Gorging themselves on Turkish Delights in Narnia?

Oh - yeah, Narnia.. right, yeah - that's what I was thinking about too :redface:

 

[Pirate Wench]

Definition of curmudgeon - Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary

Many people called an uncle of mine a curmudgeon.....mostly the grumpy miser part.

 

[Gillette]

*Drifts off into reverie*

Oh - yeah, Narnia.. right, yeah - that's what I was thinking about too :redface:

That fucking snow queen keeps ruining my fun

Turkish_Delights