Daily life with a big penis, men who are big this is a question for you

I don't think hung guys have a unique "daily routine" or a special way that they attack the day.

Hey guys let's compile the routine "A Day in the Life" style of a horse hung guy. 50% based on true story, 50% unhinged satire. Just for the laughts.
 
I didnt realize that my dick print or bulge was noticeable for years, till a few girls pointed it out on different occasions. Ive rarely noticed dick prints or bulges on guys in regular clothes. Now im pretty self conscious about it.
 
BALLS

I have always filled my pants, so its all i know. However, pouched underwear are the best and most conformable, but comfortable means a roomy pouch, and that shows a bulge notable bulge unfortunately.

The dick is never the issue, you see, i can shove it anywhere, fold it up, stuff to the side what ever! It doesn't mind or complain LOL. It's all about the balls! If i didn't have them, I could where any compression, flat, tight, no pouch briefs i wanted. So having this floppy cock on top of my balls and then tight underwear is the worst. I say the balls are in the way more than my big guy. So I am always adjusting them, making sure they are conformable and not hot and all that, such a pain. Dick can go anywhere, Balls need a goldilocks zone.

Am i alone here?
 
BALLS

I have always filled my pants, so its all i know. However, pouched underwear are the best and most conformable, but comfortable means a roomy pouch, and that shows a bulge notable bulge unfortunately.

The dick is never the issue, you see, i can shove it anywhere, fold it up, stuff to the side what ever! It doesn't mind or complain LOL. It's all about the balls! If i didn't have them, I could where any compression, flat, tight, no pouch briefs i wanted. So having this floppy cock on top of my balls and then tight underwear is the worst. I say the balls are in the way more than my big guy. So I am always adjusting them, making sure they are conformable and not hot and all that, such a pain. Dick can go anywhere, Balls need a goldilocks zone.

Am i alone here?
I’m not big but my balls are so I know what you mean.
 
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BALLS

I have always filled my pants, so its all i know. However, pouched underwear are the best and most conformable, but comfortable means a roomy pouch, and that shows a bulge notable bulge unfortunately.

The dick is never the issue, you see, i can shove it anywhere, fold it up, stuff to the side what ever! It doesn't mind or complain LOL. It's all about the balls! If i didn't have them, I could where any compression, flat, tight, no pouch briefs i wanted. So having this floppy cock on top of my balls and then tight underwear is the worst. I say the balls are in the way more than my big guy. So I am always adjusting them, making sure they are conformable and not hot and all that, such a pain. Dick can go anywhere, Balls need a goldilocks zone.

Am i alone here?
I haven't tried pouched underwear, but a lot of underwear is too confining, if I have anything compression its got to be boxer cut or the leg seams are weird, like the underwear is just not covering right and the seam pokes in weird places, its hard to explain. I am 1000x worse in summer, not only is it hot and sweaty down there but it everything is bigger and dangles more. I don't know how people wear tight clothes in summer, not just down there.
 
Big or small the it’s yours so it just feels normal. To the guy it’s his penis, not big or small, just his penis and it’s all he knows. He can’t compare it to anything else because he doesn’t know anything else.
This is so true. Also, I don't think it's much of a "different life". It's not such a big deal if you don't mean sexual life. The only thing that comes to my mind is that I find briefs uncomfortable and that boners are more showing but still nothing crazy
 
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This is so true. Also, I don't think it's much of a "different life". It's not such a big deal if you don't mean sexual life. The only thing that comes to my mind is that I find briefs uncomfortable and that boners are more showing but still nothing crazy
OMG... I HATE briefs. I haven't owned a pair in over 30 years.
 
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I don't even own ANY underwear, boxers or briefs and haven't in 30 plus years. 100% commando here and dress just as I please. I could care less what shows or not, but honestly it's the nuts that seem to always be the problem, not the dick
 
Gentlemen - LPSG has made me understand that living with my outsized dick for life isn’t a bad handicap - Moreover, there are many men who truly desire to have a penis like I own - Hey, being of this extra large dimension isn’t all that you may think, unless you’re a porn star like Mandingo and getting paid 💰

I always have to use my two hands to masturbate… He has a heavy heft in my hands especially when erected. I always wanted to figure out the weight of this thing attached to me? Just view my photo gallery for seeing what I’m sharing with you. I’m really fully erected and rock hard, the tape measures him from 9.5 to 10 inches long on this thing - The circumference is nearly 7 inches around - When I’m flaccid or soft he’s around 6 to 7 inches long… and normally it feels sorta like a solid spongy water balloon at a flaccid size.

One day guys, I took a tape measure to the grocery store and found a big sized cucumber one close to 10 inches long with the same circumference of my dick. I weighed it and it was1.2 pounds so I purchased it.Once at home, I did a real comparison against my solid erected dick, and I couldn’t believe my penis engorged with blood could be this heavy like a cucumber? Even when I thumped both the cucumber and my dick, they felt same with a solid volume vibration in my hand. It’s sorta like thumping a watermelon for ripeness. You can try it for yourself.

Whenever I stand up fully erected, the weight of my 1 pound dick hangs downwards from my loins… It’s difficult to describe this feeling because you need to be endowed this large to know. I realize that men aren’t endowed at my rare size… but we are out there :p
 
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Lol, one day, you realize you're just picking the most comfortable pant leg that will accommodate you at the time and moving on with your life. Also you learn really quickly how to be careful sitting on toilets and not turning your penis into a litmus strip for the bowl water. The netting inside swim trunks that didn't make sense as a kid makes a lot of sense now when swimming in shorts without them, and you find out really quickly, while definitely not pleasant, a shot to the penis head hurts somewhat less than a shot to the balls. Peeing with an erection requires either patience(until it subsides) or a working knowledge of ballistics(if you can't wait)