Dear Dr.Luka!

[luka82]

Hello my dear LPSGers:3some:
I had so much success with the thread i made about myself,i wanted to make a thread about U GUYS!
so.....If u have any problems just shoot!
I`ll do my best to help U!
bear in mind that this is created as a fun thread!:spankme:

 

[798686]

Dear Dr. Luka - you're my favourite agony uncle, so I thought I'd turn to you with a problem.

I'm very worried about swine flu - since I'm a bit of a swine, I'm worried I might catch it. Have you got any suggestions?

 

[203602]

Dear Dr. Luka - you're my favourite agony uncle, so I thought I'd turn to you with a problem.

I'm very worried about swine flu - since I'm a bit of a swine, I'm worried I might catch it. Have you got any suggestions?

me, too. and also, do you thing switching to turkey bacon will improve my chances of good health?? lol.

 

[mitchymo]

When i was a teen i felt invincible and the day i would die would be the day that pigs started flying....how ironic it would be if i now died of swine 'flu'.

 

[chicagosam]

Dear Dr. Luka:

If ManlyBanisters has the flu, is it swine flu?

Respectfully submitted,

ChicagoSam

 

[D_Theophallus Kneedgroin]

I seem to be tired today, why?

 

[chicagosam]

Which "Ask a [fill in the blank]" thread(s) would you permanently delete?

 

[B_Nick8]

Which "Ask a [fill in the blank]" thread(s) would you permanently delete?

Sam, tell me you're not going around bumping these threads.

The correct answer is "All of them".

 

[chicagosam]

Sam, tell me you're not going around bumping these threads.

Why, Nick, I am shocked—shocked, I tell you!—that you would think that I was doing anything but buildng up my post count in the easiest possible way as I approach 6000 posts for the second time.:wink:

Me, a provacateur??!! Quel horreur!

 

[luka82]

OMG!
I totally forgot about this thread!!!!
Sorry guys:frown1:
Sam, thank u!!!
MUAH!

 

[DaveyR]

Dear Dr Luka what shall I have to eat tonight?

 

[luka82]

Dear Dr. Luka - you're my favourite agony uncle, so I thought I'd turn to you with a problem.

I'm very worried about swine flu - since I'm a bit of a swine, I'm worried I might catch it. Have you got any suggestions?

U are alive and well, u survived!

me, too. and also, do you thing switching to turkey bacon will improve my chances of good health?? lol.

U are a pig, u can`t be helped:wink:

When i was a teen i felt invincible and the day i would die would be the day that pigs started flying....how ironic it would be if i now died of swine 'flu'.

I see u still post like a MANIAC on LPSG!
U are alive and well!:smile:

 

[luka82]

Dear Dr Luka what shall I have to eat tonight?

U can always eat my ass, free of charge:smile:

 

[luka82]

Which "Ask a [fill in the blank]" thread(s) would you permanently delete?

None, they really are fun:smile:

 

[DaveyR]

U can always eat my ass, free of charge:smile:

Sweet :smile:

 

[luka82]

Sweet :smile:

They say it`s sweet:smile:
(when I wash it)

 

[Sergeant_Torpedo]

influenza is a bugger. please send TLC and a bottle of highland malt

 

[luka82]

influenza is a bugger. please send TLC and a bottle of highland malt

Hon, all i can send is a bottle of plum brandy!:smile:
home made!!!!

 

[DaveyR]

U can always eat my ass, free of charge:smile:

Now that we have decided to go out to a restaurant tonight would that be appropriate over the table?

 

[luka82]

Now that we have decided to go out to a restaurant tonight would that be appropriate over the table?

Sugar, that`s a tough one!
I`m sure we will think of something:wink: