Decorating with dick?

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Today I was in a private home scoping it out for a future event. When I was led into the living room, I quickly noticed an eight foot high representation of a nude male with an impressively thick 6" softy. I could barely concentrate on the conversation between the other people in the room with the picture of a guy with a huge schlong over their shoulders.

I've run into this before:

  • I visited an historic house in Fort Worth Texas with a painting of its owner, nude, at the base of the stairs. It was the highlight of the entire tour!
  • One of my best friends has a full size watercolor of a young naked guy in his living room. It was an art project from college and the guy was the artist's boyfriend.
  • A photographer friend has a black and white abstracted photo of his dick in his hallway. You have to look at it for a while to realize what exactly it is...but once you do its definitely a wang.
Considering so many folks on here love dicks to death, and considering a lot of you are great photographers and artists, I wondered how many of you have decorated your houses with dicks or have friends who do. If you do, is it a sculpture, photograph, or painting? Do you know who the subject is? Do you ever get odd reactions to it...like visitors staring as I did? :cool:

If not, would you consider decorating with dick?
 
The west wall in my living room in NY and home in HNL is decorated with dick. It's very tasteful and I've never heard any negative feedback.
 
How funny! Being of the Greek culture, we have a statue dedicated to the God of fertility. He is generally depicted with a large very bulbous topped dick. Our culture says if you place this idol next to your bed you’ll not only have the best sex ever but you will produce many children. Because I personally like the statue and all Greek statuary, I have several of these and others throughout my home here in the states. Now that you mention it I do notice that people have been a little caught off guard and tend to stare at them when visiting.

Now that I think about it I have a clever idea for the backyard!!!! Film at eleven!!!!!
 
curious_angel said:
I love my friend's paintings of female nudes in her apartment, but I've never seen dicks decorating a private residence.

I'm partial to being decorated by dick. But that's a whole different thread.
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When I first read the thread title, that's what I thought of, sort of a Jackson Pollock treatment of the walls maybe :tongue:
 
helgaleena said:
When I first read the thread title, that's what I thought of, sort of a Jackson Pollock treatment of the walls maybe :tongue:
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I like your style, helgaleena.

Or maybe a live installation of dick-decorated-curious_angel. I wonder if the Saatchi Gallery would be interested? :ponder:
 
Sirramm said:
How funny! Being of the Greek culture, we have a statue dedicated to the God of fertility. He is generally depicted with a large very bulbous topped dick. Our culture says if you place this idol next to your bed youÂ’ll not only have the best sex ever but you will produce many children. Because I personally like the statue and all Greek statuary, I have several of these and others throughout my home here in the states.

Like this?
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maxcok said:
Boring answer, I think that's a reproduction of an early Greek statue of the god Pan.
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He looks familiar, I think I had him last night!

Is that less boring? :wink:
 
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