Decorating with dick?

D_Gunther Snotpole

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This is mi casa!

Oh ... that's Art. Or is it Fred?
(Tasteful stuff, nudie. I wouldn't mind it at all.)

He looks familiar, what is his username?

Thwack.


I had a friend who had a very large photograph of his very (ahem) large friend on his wall ... completely nude, and perhaps less large than my friend insisted. This was in a very conservative Maritime community where being gay was still, in the back alleys, a capital offence.
Many were the times of witnessing scandalized visitors spending a couple of hours not looking at the picture.
The picture was okay.
The insolent gesture of hanging it was superb.


I also had a friend who had molded a hash pipe in the shape of a penis.
Women were reluctant to smoke it, but did.
Straight guys totally ignored the shape, or made forced hail-fellow-well-met jokes.
It was a large pipe ... very large ... molded, I suspected, from life.
 

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I had a friend who had a very large photograph of his very (ahem) large friend on his wall ... completely nude, and perhaps less large than my friend insisted. This was in a very conservative Maritime community where being gay was still, in the back alleys, a capital offence.
Many were the times of witnessing scandalized visitors spending a couple of hours not looking at the picture.
The picture was okay.
The insolent gesture of hanging it was superb.

Sure Senor...it was a "friend"....and did you get my permission to hang my photograph in your maritime community?...jeesh I thought you wouldn't stoop that low. :tongue:


I also had a friend who had molded a hash pipe in the shape of a penis.
Women were reluctant to smoke it, but did.
Straight guys totally ignored the shape, or made forced hail-fellow-well-met jokes.
It was a large pipe ... very large ... molded, I suspected, from life.

Still referring to yourself as a "friend"?????? jk...you know I love you
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Sure Senor...it was a "friend"....and did you get my permission to hang my photograph in your maritime community?...jeesh I thought you wouldn't stoop that low. :tongue:
It was a penis, rico ... not a pene.
And it was just large, not humongous.
So I'm innocent.:cool:

Still referring to yourself as a "friend"??????
I'm talkin about the candle, not the pipe.
D'oh.

jk...you know I love you
I do still hope for heaven on earth, reeks ... yes.:smokin:
 

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How funny! Being of the Greek culture, we have a statue dedicated to the God of fertility. He is generally depicted with a large very bulbous topped dick. Our culture says if you place this idol next to your bed you’ll not only have the best sex ever but you will produce many children. Because I personally like the statue and all Greek statuary, I have several of these and others throughout my home here in the states.


Like this?
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Or like this?
 

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Since it's on topic... one of my favorite segments from one of my favorite plays... *Vanities* by Jack Heifner... scene three...

Joanne. No decent woman would sell trash.

Mary. It's a business. If a guy's got five dollars to throw away on a sexual fantasy, he goes to a porno house or a dirty book store. If he's got five thousand he goes to an art gallery. Yesterday I sold a sculpture ... Twenty-five thousand dollars for a six foot neon erection.

Joanne. What would he do with it? You can't very well put it in the living room?

I've been dying to post this for ages and this is the first time it's seemed vaguely appropriate. If you want to see the rest of the play it was recorded for HBO at the Westwood Playhouse or you can read it by contacting Samuel French Inc.
 

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yeah Katt, the dildo on your bedside table isn't really art, or even amateur decorating. Wash it an put it away in the drawer as soon as you can muster the energy.

FYI: I did wash it. I totally put it in the dishwasher. Allong with that plate you're eating that piece of pie off. You're welcome.
 

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i have some african wood carving sitting on my dresser that are anatomical ; one is of a warrior and the other is a mother nursing
 

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I really appreciate all forms of art, but I can't say I decorate with dick.

I have seen such decorations in 3 or 4 other houses, but aside from the idea that mostly everything I own is phallic(Pencils, my lamp, even my bong looks like a big, fat cock.) I don't use penis is any of my decorations.

I probably will later though.

One of my ex's aunt's had a huge stature (6 or 7 feet tall) of a set of hands wrapped around a saxophone which is made of metal and set in a big rock. I'll probably try to get something similar with a penis in the future though.

A conversation piece if nothing else.

:biggrin1:
 

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I think hanging a large scale frontal nude of oneself in public rooms is odd at the very least, especially if it's pointedly erotic. I used to model for a rather well regarded fine artist, who gave me a number of figure studies as gifts. I hung one modestly scaled piece in my bathroom, which seemed the appropriate place for me to be nude, plus it was out of the way and not out on public display. 99.9% of the time I never gave it a second thought. I'm not at all shy about nudity, and most people who were in my home were friends of mine. If they said anything at all, they commented favorably, or occasionally someone might tease me goodnaturedly.

There were times though when people were in my house I didn't know well, or tradespeople and such. I noticed they came out of the bathroom with a notable change of expression. The subtle to obvious reactions ranged from nervousness, palpable hostility (from uncomfortable [underendowed?] 'str8' guys), amusement, titillation, to intense curiosity and downward glances, or various combinations of those. I thought about removing it when I knew strangers were coming over, but it was such a natural part of my environment, I always forgot. The wide range of reactions I got were more amusing than embarassing, and on a few occasions the desire to see the model "in the flesh" led to some pleasant interludes.

I wouldn't be blatant about it, but sometimes it pays to advertise. :wink:
 
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I think hanging a large scale frontal nude of oneself in public rooms is odd at the very least, especially if it's pointedly erotic. I used to model for a rather well regarded fine artist, who gave me a number of figure studies as gifts. I hung one modestly scaled piece in my bathroom, which seemed the appropriate place for me to be nude, plus it was out of the way and not out on public display. 99.9% of the time I never gave it a second thought. I'm not at all shy about nudity, and most people who were in my home were friends of mine. If they said anything at all, they commented favorably, or occasionally someone might tease me goodnaturedly.

There were times though when people were in my house I didn't know well, or tradespeople and such. I noticed they came out of the bathroom with a notable change of expression. The subtle to obvious reactions ranged from nervousness, palpable hostility (from uncomfortable [underendowed?] 'str8' guys), amusement, titillation, to intense curiosity and downward glances, or various combinations of those. I thought about removing it when I knew strangers were coming over, but it was such a natural part of my environment, I always forgot. The wide range of reactions I got were more amusing than embarassing, and on a few occasions the desire to see the model "in the flesh" led to some pleasant interludes.

I wouldn't be blatant about it, but sometimes it pays to advertise. :wink:

WAIT ONE MINUTE HERE!!! YOU use to "model" professionally and yet you don't have ONE photo of yourself, even without a face shot, here? Come on! I have A LOT friends who are models, both male and female, and EVERY site they are part of they show their face...they are proud to show themselves and have NOTHING to hide.

You by your very own admission claim to NOT BE SHY ABOUT NUDITY...but again you show NO real photo of yourself! Of course you follow this statement with an 'advertisement' statement???

Dude you are clearely a closet fake who wishes nothing more than to pretend you are something/someone you are not! I can't and won't believe ANYTHING you post!!! Until you PROVE to me and others, and trust me there are many more other than me, who want you to prove yourself I suggest you keep your Visa in your pocket and quietly go away!
 

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WAIT ONE MINUTE HERE!!! YOU use to "model" professionally and yet you don't have ONE photo of yourself, even without a face shot, here? Come on! I have A LOT friends who are models, both male and female, and EVERY site they are part of they show their face...they are proud to show themselves and have NOTHING to hide.
Good for them. That's their prerogative. I have my own reasons for not posting personal pics of myself here, which are frankly none of your damn business.

You by your very own admission claim to NOT BE SHY ABOUT NUDITY...but again you show NO real photo of yourself! Of course you follow this statement with an 'advertisement' statement???
I'm not shy about nudity in real life situations. That doesn't obligate me to post naked pics on the internet where there's a permanent record viewable by anyone in the world.

Dude you are clearely a closet fake who wishes nothing more than to pretend you are something/someone you are not! I can't and won't believe ANYTHING you post!!! Until you PROVE to me and others, and trust me there are many more other than me, who want you to prove yourself I suggest you keep your Visa in your pocket and quietly go away!
Dude. Unlike some people, I'm not trying to "prove" anything, least of all to you.
I really don't give a shit what you think. I "suggest" you quietly go fuck yourself.
 
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