Deedee & Randall; 1977

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When Cindy stood-up, Jane excused herself and followed her girlfriend to the ladies room.

Sitting in adjacent stalls, Cindy asked if she and William were having a good time?

'I'm beginning to think the only thing we have in common is a thing for guys with big ones,' lamented Jane.

Cindy failed to suppress a snort when they heard someone enter.

'Cindy? Are you in here?' Came a high, girlish voice.

'Jennifer?' asked Cindy, flushing.

'Sorry I haven't called,' she said to the stall door.

Cindy came out of the stall and washed and dried her hands before hugging.

Jane flushed and exited her stall to see Cindy embracing a woman who resembled a female version of Bob Dylan with dark, thick eyebrows.

Cindy introduced them while Jane was washing her hands.

'I convinced Jane to come with us with her boyfriend tonight!' Laughed Cindy

William is NOT my boyfriend,' Jane muttered. 'He's just someone I know from church who takes me ice fishing once in a while.'

'So how do you like the movies, Jane?' asked Jennifer in her bubbly voice.

'The gentlemen are certainly well-endowed!' Jane blushed.

Jennifer let out a hearty laugh that surprised Cindy and Jane in its musicality. 'So Jane, does your boyfriend measure-up like Cindy's?'

Cindy looked startled. 'How-?'

'Paul told me after they went to the men's toilet at THE BRASS POLE last month,' said Jennifer. 'When your Randall said they had a 'bonding experience', what do you think he meant?'

Cindy blushed. 'You mean both Randall and Paul are both-?'

'-Hung like horses.' finished Jennifer, laughing like a musical loon. 'Paul told me later that they stood shoulder to shoulder at this long urinal and saw each other hold their pissers in both hands!'

'Like my ex-husband did!' Said Jane, joining the salty talk.

 

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The three couples rendezvoused under the marquee of the PARKWAY.

Randall and Paul immediately broke off and shook hands and hugged and slapped each other on the back.

'My brother from another mother!' Paul practically shouted.

'PAUL!' Randall shouted back.

Jennifer and Cindy joined their men.

'Randall! Why didn't you tell me you and Cindy were coming to couple's night tonight? We just talked on the phone a couple of days ago!'

Cindy and Jennifer looked at each other with questioning eyes.

'You two call each other on the telephone?' asked Cindy.

Paul turned his attention to Cindy. 'A couple of times a week. Sometimes I call him and sometimes Randall calls me.'

Cindy looked curiously at Randall.

'Oh, that's right!' Laughed Jennifer. 'You and Randall have something BIG in common, don't you!'

'REALLY big!' Laughed Paul and Randall together.

Cindy gave Jennifer and Paul her most brilliant million-watt smile and hugged Randall put her arm around Randall's waist.

'These are our friends, William and Jane,' said Randall. 'When we decided to go to Couple's Night at the PARKWAY, we invited them to join us!'

'Shall we be on our way?' asked Paul, offering his elbow to Jennifer. 'Let's go somewhere warm!'

'You four aren't going back up north tonight, are you?' asked Jennifer.

'We got rooms at the HI-Way Pioneer in Menomonee Falls said William, feeling left out and ignored.

'Never heard of it,' said Paul. 'Me and Jennifer are staying at THE MERMAID'S COVE in Brown Deer-'

'The MERMAID'S COVE???' asked Jane.

'All the rooms have a waterbed,' said Jennifer, giving Cindy a quick wink.

'Did you hear THAT, Randall? Motel rooms with a waterbed!'

'Next time for sure!' Laughed Randall.

They turned into THE BRASS POLE, black and white photos of the current dancers in costume were displayed at the entrance. After checking their winter gear at the coat check, they found two empty tables near the back and pushed them together.

They watched the emcee tell corny jokes as the waitress brought their drink orders.

The emcee finally introduced April March and the six watched her 10 minute act in silence.

'I used to have a body like that!' Laughed Cindy, breaking the silence. 'Before I had three kids, that is!'

'They all chuckled politely.

Paul turned his attention to William and Jane. 'So was tonight your first blue movies?' He asked.

Jane laughed and bobbed her head. 'I've never seen boobs that big before!'

'Except on me!' said Cindy, dazzling her companions with her billion-watt smile and shook her chest until her heavy breasts swayed.

The table laughed and William stared at Cindy's chest until Jane kicked him under the table.

'They're injected with silicone.' said Jennifer

'Randall and I were asked to make a blue movie a few months ago,' said Cindy.

Randall laughed in embarrassment as Paul and Jennifer and William and Jane turned towards Cindy.

'Oh, do tell,' said Jennifer. 'We're all ears!'

 

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'Well...' Cindy began. 'Last Fall, Randall and I were spending a Saturday night roller skating and we met this couple about our age who invited is back to their fishing cabin to party-'

'What were their names?' Asked Paul.

'Liz Taylor and Richard Burton.' Said Cindy.

Jennifer and Jane laughed.

'What lake?' asked Paul.

'Lake of the Woods,' answered Randall, getting onto the spirit of Cindy's story.

Both couples laughed in disbelief.

'In the FALL?' asked William, incredulous. 'You must have been freezing!'

'The cabin was insulated really well,' said Randall. 'They lived there year-round.'

'They had quite a set-up there,' said Cindy. 'Plush carpeting, 24-inch console TV, fancy kitchenette, a water bed-'

Paul and Jennifer snickered and elbowed each other.

'-a pull out couch for over night guests...AND, Cindy stage whispered to Jane and Jennifer, 'A bidet!'

Jane and Jennifer snickered.

'What's a bidet?' asked William.

Jane whispered in his ear and everyone laughed when William blushed.

'Don't forget the outdoor hot tub, Cindy!' Randall laughed.

'An outdoor hot tub for a fishing cabin???' asked William.

'We were smoking (a brief wink to Jane) and drinking-' Cindy explained.

'And listening to jazz,' said Randall. 'Richard Burton had a great PIONEER stereo system.'

'Liz and Dick sound like a couple of sophisticates that usually don't live around here.' said Paul.

'When Dick mentioned they had a running hot tub on a deck just outside,' said Cindy. 'So I said we didn't bring swim suits, and they just laughed.' explained Cindy.

'And I said that it was snowing outside!' laughed Randall, 'and Dick Burton said to me, Afraid of a little shrinkage, huh?'

William clapped his hands over Jane's ears to late.

'I know what 'shrinkage' is William!' said an angry Jane, pulling William's hands away from her head. 'You know I've been married before!'

Randall and Jane and Jennifer and Paul started laughing hysterically at Jane's outburst.

When the laughter died down, Cindy continued her story. 'So, Liz and Dick go into their bedroom to undress and me and Randall go into the bathroom to undress-'

'So we just got undressed and we're shivering, and we hear Dick Burton ask if we're ready & we yell, You betcha! and then he counts, One Two Three! and we step out.

 

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Cindy's mostly made-up story was interrupted by the comic introducing the next stripper, a curvy brunette named Gina Bon Bon.

After the performance, Jennifer asked Cindy and Jane if they would like to accompany her to the Ladies'?

Cindy and Jane gave sighs of relief and pushed their chairs back from the table. William made to get up.

'Don't embarrass yourselves by standing up on our account!' Jennifer laughed, Cindy snorted and Jane snickered through her nose. They wound their way through the crowded tables towards their destination.

The guys talked about the attributes of the various strippers while they sipped their beers for a few minutes, when William announced he had to find the Men's.

'I'll show you!' said Paul, as he and William pushed back their chairs. 'Coming with, Pee Wee?' he asked.

'Nah,' Randall replied, sipping his beer and listening to the comic's dumb dirty jokes.

The club's large men's room wasn't that crowded. William hated standing at trough urinals and looked in despair at the occupied stalls. He reluctantly joined Paul at the urinal.

William saw he had already unzipped and a middle-aged fat man in a suit and tie standing next to Paul was laughing at the one-eyed snake he was holding as it pissed onto the ice cubes.

'What's wrong?' Paul turned his head to smirk at him. 'Never seen a 12-inch dick before?'

The fat man laughed even harder and shook his head. 'Wow, that's a twelve-incher, huh? I don't know if I should be jealous or feel sorry for you!'

Paul finished pissing and shook-off. He turned to William, who was staring open-mouthed at what Paul was holding in both hands. 'You've seen Randall's little wee-wee, right Bill?'

William nodded, stil hypnotized.

'Mine's longer limp than his is hard!' William boasted. 'How do you think Jane would react if she saw this?' He smirked. 'Want to double-date with me and Jennifer sometime?'

William snapped to attention. 'You keep the hell away from Jane, you freak!' He shoved his dick back in his pants.

'You can show it to MY wife!' Laughed the fat man. 'I'd love to see her expression when you pull that out!' He punched Paul lightly on the arm and they both laughed good-naturedly. They joined William angrily washing his hands at the sinks.

They walked out of the men's room as Cindy, Jennifer and Jane walked out of the ladies room.

Jennifer laughed at their encounter. 'Hey, William! Bet you got an eye-full standing next to my boyfriend! Huh? Huh? Huh?' She nudged him three times.

William's face burned crimson.

'William says he wants to double-date with us, Jenny!' Paul announced.

'So you DID get an eye-full!' Jennifer punched William hard in the shoulder. She turned her attention to Jane. 'So how about it, Jane? You and Wiiliam want to double-date with us next weekend?'

Jane gave a broad smile. 'If my mpm will take care of the kids!'

'I'll bring my boys over to your mom's and help ride herd,' announced Cindy. 'You need a social life!'

William stared daggers at Paul, who pretended not to see. He was thinking of how much of his hard dick he could shove between Jane's lips before she would gag, after Jennifer tied William to a chair, of course!

 

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William and 'plain' Jane were sitting on the edge of their motel double bed in their underwear. Jane in a plain white bra and 'granny' panties and William in boxers with goat's prancing around.

'WHERE did you get those?!' Jane asked laughing.

It was close to 3AM. They tried the small black & white TV, but all the stations had signed-off until 6AM. William switched-on the bedside clock radio and tuned it to a country and western station from Chicago.

They had left Paul and Jennifer and were back in their respective motel rooms. Cindy and Randall were in the next room, separated from the bored and unhappy couple by a locked door in the middle of the wall.

They heard muffled laughter coming through the locked door. Curious, Jane tip-toed over and pressed her ear against the wall. She giggled and looked over at William. 'I think they're re-enacting a scene from one of the dirty movies we saw tonight!' Jane whispered loudly.

William got off the bed and joined Jane. 'Are they doing it?'

Jane snickered and bobbed her head.

William pressed his ear against the door and smiled lewdly. 'Wow! They're really going at it!' He exclaimed. 'Just listen to her!' He padded over to where his pants were hanging over the back and dug in a pocket for his wallet. William pulled out a credit card and headed back to the door.

Jane looked confused. 'What are you doing with that?'

William winked at her and started to Jimmy the door lock. 'I just gotta see that freak-of-nature plow that whore!'

'William!' Whispered a shocked Jane. She tried unsuccessfully to pull him away.

William shrugged her off and managed to unlock the door. He swung the door wide-open filling Randall and Cindy's dark room with light.

William and Jane saw Cindy and Randall facing them from the bed in a reverse-cowboy position. Cindy's eyes were rolled back in her head and loud, animalistic grunting came from her lips.

'Holy God!' exclaimed Willliam, staring at Randall's prong pistoning in Cindy's widely stretched cunt.

 

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'I never saw a cunt stretched so wide in my life!' William guffaw. 'Not even in those dirty movies we saw!'

'William!' said a shocked Jane, trying to pull him back into their room. 'Give them their privacy!'

The voices startled the coupled pair out of their lust-driven revery and Randall's erection, shiny from lube and his lover's drenched pussy, slipped-out, exposing it in all its bent glory.

'OH my GAWD, buddy!' William gasped. 'You could be a dirty movie star!' He jabbed Jane hard in the ribs with his elbow. 'Bet you never saw one THAT size before!'

Jane, not giving away that she had handled Randall's penis several times lately, made a big mistake when she said 'My ex-husband has a 10-incher,' in a matter-of-fact voice.

''What?!' exclaimed William.

'You mean he never showed it to you?' asked Jane. 'You must have been the only guy he didn't!' she laughed derisively.

They watched silently as Cindy grabbed the base of Randall's shaft and guided it back inside of her. They continued their rough lovemaking.

Jane gave up trying to pull William back into their room. 'Isn't it nice to see a couple expressing their love for each other, William?'

'She sounds like a fuckin' moose!' William guffawed. 'Just listen to her!'

'William!' Exclaimed Jane in dismay. 'Haven't you ever made a women make noises?'

William ignored her. 'Looks like he's gonna come!' He shouted. 'Blow your load all over her face like in the movies!'

'William!' Exclaimed a shocked Jane.

Randall would have liked nothing better but to splatter Cindy's sweaty face, but didn't know how she'd react in front of their audience. He gave two more deep and savage thrusts and blasted Cindy's cervix ad she gave a final orgasmic howl.

Cindy lay back on her lover, eyes closed, his penis softening inside her.

'Sorry you guys,' said Jane. 'I tried to stop him.'

'That's okay,' murmured Cindy, disentangling herself from Randall and causing his limp penis to fall out of her. 'We're all friends.'

 

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Ignoring their audience, Randall stood-up from the edge of their bed and offered his hand to Cindy to pull her up.

William couldn't drag his eyes away from what was swinging casually between Randall's legs.. 'WHAT a fuckin' horse dick!' He exclaimed in wonder at the biggest hi.an penis he had ever laid eyes on.

'William!' said Jane, embarrassed.

Randall gave his standard reply. 'It's more of a curse than a blessing.' he said in a bored voice.

Cindy and Randall spotted the tent in Williams boxer shorts. 'Are you talking about Randall's donkey's dick, William?' asked Cindy innocently, grabbing her lover's greasy limp cock and holding it out for him to examine at his leisure. 'Go ahead, no one will judge you for looking,' she lied.

'It sure looks heavy!' William said, crouching to get a better look.

'Get closer if you want, William,' coo'd Cindy. She SO wanted to slap him across the nose with it. She didn't think Randall would mind.

As William started to inch closer, Jane read Cindy's mind and held him back by his shoulder to keep him from embarrassing himself.

'And it's so veiny!' laughed Jane. 'Soooo many veins! Like fat blue lightning!'

Cindy nodded in agreement and winked at Jane.

Jane giggled and noticed William's hard-on. She bent down and whispered hotly in his ear.

William grinned and stood-up pulling Jane back into their room without bothering to shut the door between them.

'You were going to hit him with my cock, weren't you?' said Randall.

Holding Randall's slippery cock just below his fat red peach, she pulled him into the bathroom to take a shower. 'Can't blame a woman for trying,' Cindy said. 'Besides, he deserves it, don't you think?'

Randall wondered if she would try again tonight and whether he should try and prevent it. As crude as William the goat farmer was, Randall didn't think he should be humiliated like that. At least not in front of women.

 

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Cindy sat on the toilet in the tiny motel bathroom while her well-hung lover, Randall, turned on the faucet in the tub to get the water hot before the pair stepped into the shower-tub. Grinning, he turned around with his fist around the shaft of his flaccid penis and gently bopped Cindy's cute little nose, before she could object.

'Randall!' laughed Cindy in surprise. 'You pervert!'

'Not as big a pervert as you know who!' Randall laughed. He attempted to bop her nose a second time but she was ready this time and sharply slapped Little Randall away.

'Owwwiiee!' cried Randall in mostly mock pain.

'Serves you right!' she said. 'Get in the shower. I want to see what Jane and William are up to. I'll suck your little wee-wee another time, besides, it's still greasy!'

They crowned around in the hot shower while soaping up each other's body's. While drying off with the motel towels, Randall suggested they put on underwear, but Cindy insisted they turn the heat up and walk in on Jane and William naked to see their reactions. Randall laughingly agreed.

They were about ready to go greet their friends, when Cindy sat down on the edge of the bed and motioned Randall over. Curious, Randall complied.

With his freshly washed and dried limp dick at Cindy's eyelevel, she searched around in her huge purse and pulled out a roll of pink ribbon and a small scissors.

'Does it HAVE to be pink?!' Randall complained as Cindy studiously cut a perfect length of ribbon and tied an elaborate bow around the shaft where it was skinniest, just behind his big peach. She took a moment to admire her craftsmanship.

'Ready?' said an annoyed Randall, looking down at the humiliating garnishment.

'Just a sec!' Cindy took a skinny joint from a little baggie and lit it, handing it to Randall. They both sucked-in deep hits before padding over holding hands, to the now shut door between their rooms.

 

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Cindy listened with her ear to the door hoping to catch them in the act, but only heard faint country music.

She tapped gently on the door before opening it. 'Hello young lovers!' Cindy said in a cheery, non-threatening voice.

They walked naked into the room, Cindy pulling Randall by the hand and him holding the burning joint.

William and Jane were equally naked. William was laying on the covers of the double bed with his hands clasped behind his head on the pillow with a shit-eating grin on his face.

Jane sat silently at the edge of the bed with a pissed expression on her face.

'I just got one of the best blowjobs of my life!' William bragged to Randall. 'Jane's a regular Linda Lovelace!' He gave Randall a lewd wink.

'He climaxed all-over my face! Before I even had a chance to take my makeup off!' Jane complained to Cindy, almost in tears.

Randall tried unsuccessfully to suppress a laugh. Cindy elbowed him in the gut, hard, before sitting down next to her and putting an arm around her naked back.

Jane turned around to face her tormentor. 'I told you I would swallow!' she said bitterly.

'I was just re-enacting a scene from the porno movies last night!' Protested William.

'You got it in one of my eyes!' She said, furious. 'Look how red it is, Cindy!'

Randall dared not say anything, so he handed the lit joint to a grateful Jane.

'Hey!' Said William. 'Don't you give drugs to my girlfriend!'

Joint in hand, Jane turned back towards an increasingly uncomfortable William. 'Just because I sucked your little weiner does NOT make me your girlfriend!' She snapped. She paused to take a deep drag and blew the smoke at William.

'Hey!' said William, offended. 'I may not be hung like a horse-'

'Donkey!' Cindy interrupted.

'-like that freak-of-nature boyfriend of yours,, Cindy, or YOUR ex-husband, but I'm not exactly small!'

'To be fair,' said Cindy gently, 'His looks like it's normal-sized.

Randall was furious. 'Look asshole,' he said through gritted teeth. 'You call me a freak of nature ONE more time, I'm going to have these two lovely ladies pin you down on this bed while I straddle your chest and feed you my dick. Hell, I might even pull out and blow MY load all over your face! But you'd LIKE that, wouldn't you?'

Cindy and Jane snickered.

'Says the guy with a fancy pink ribbon tied around his dong!' Was William's retort.

Randall marched over to where William was now sitting up in bed, his cock swinging wildly. He held it out for him. 'Go ahead and take it off, then,' he said in a gentle but commanding voice.

William looked at the massive cock inches from his face, hypnotized.

Randall took advantage of William's befuddled state to climb onto the bed and straddle his chest before he could do anything about it.

Cindy and Jane watched eagerly. Neither of them could stand William anymore.

Randall held his limp dick a couple of inches from his nose. William turned his head to the side but didn't struggle. 'C'mon, William, I dare you to pull off the ribbon that Cindy just tied on there.'

'Let me up!' William demanded. 'I ain't no queer!'

'Kiss the head of my cock first,' said Randall. 'The girls won't tell anyone, will you?'

'Nope!' 'No way!' Cindy and Jane lied, laughing.

'They're lying!' said a frantic William, now struggling to get up.

'Of course they are!' Randall laughed. 'But who would believe them?'

Jane got up and walked over to where Randall was straddling William's chest. She grabbed Randall's cock away from him and SQUEEZED. Roughly pumping Randall's cock. 'I'M going to beat him off ALL over your face like you did to me!!!'

'NO!' said William bursting into tears

Cindy laughed out loud and held down William's legs.

'Stop it, Jane!' Said a shocked Randall.

'Kiss his penis and we'll let you up,' said Jane. 'We won't tell anyone, will we Cindy?'

Cindy laughed.

'NO!' said a frantic William, trying to escape.

Jane held the head of Randall's stiffening cock a couple of inches from William's lips. He relaxed all of a sudden. Succumbing to the inevitable, William pursed his lips and craned his neck upwards while Randall looked down in horror.

Jane let go at the last second and Randall lept off the bed, but not before William grabbed Randall's penis with both hands, forcing Cindy to leap up and smack the back of William's head to make him let go.

She grabbed her boyfriend's hand and they made it through the door and closed it just in time. 'Let me suck your dick, Randall!' William howled. 'Please!' He pounded on the door.

As Randall shoved a chair back under the door nob. He could hear William quietly sobbing while Jane mocked him behind his back.

Cindy couldn't quit giggling as she got a pillow from the bed and placed it at Randall's feet next to the door. She kneeled down on it and carefully pulled the pink ribbon from her lover's cock and slipped it under the door where it vanished to the other side. Then Randall was delighted when she grabbed his growing erection in both hands and gave gave him the loudest and slurpiest blowjob ever, while Randall groaned in delight and William pounded weakly at the door sobbing, begging to suck Randall's cock and calling Cindy a slut. Jane was laughing uncontrollably.

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Randall and Cindy were lying in their motel bed in their underwear. Randall was fast asleep and Cindy drifting off when she heard a light tapping at their door.

Cindy got up and approached the door. 'Jane?' she asked in a sleepy voice.

'Let me in, please?' Jane pleaded.

Cindy opened the door and Jane walked in in HER underwear.

Cindy looked out the door. 'Where's whats-his-name?' she asked before closing it. Cindy sat on the bed and Jane on a hardback chair.

'Asleep, finally.' Jane said. 'I had to promise to jerk him off to get him away from the door.' She rolled her eyes. 'Nice touch sucking-off Randall on the other side of the door!' She said grinning. 'I've never seen a man cry and jerk-off at the same time!' she laughed.

Cindy grinned back and mockingly wiped her mouth with the back of her hand.

'Can we smoke a joint?' Jane asked.

Cindy winked at her and got up and got a skinny joint from the baggie in the lamp table drawer. She lit it with her Bic and handed it to Jane.

She took a deep drag and glanced over at Randall. His snoring assured Jane she was asleep.

'This NEVER would have happened if William just climaxed in my mouth like I told him too!' Jane stage whispered.

Cindy wrinkled her nose. 'I always spit it out.'

Jane laughed. 'Me too, sister, but it's better than getting a face full of it, huh?'

Cindy was silent.

'You mean...' Jane was at a loss for words.

'Randall has some kind of fetish for it!' Cindy stage whispered. 'It's how I got a boyfriend with the biggest penis in the county wrapped around my pinky!' She laughed, holding up her pinky finger. 'It's not like it hurts or anything and he ALWAYS warns me ahead of time so I can squeeze my eyes shut. Boy, he can REALLY give my face a good painting! You saw how much comes out when YOU jack him off. He even tries to make some kind of drawing on my cheeks or forehead sometimes.

'You know, I don't know if I've ever thanked you enough for letting me come over on Sunday afternoons to play Scrabble and jerk-off your boyfriend,' Jane said. 'I look forward all week to playing with and teasing your boyfriend's little weenie-'

'AND playing Scrabble,' Cindy interrupted.

'AND playing Scrabble!' Jane laughed. 'I would NEVER try and steal him away from you! I love you both and think your such a great couple!'

'I'm trying to be a good girlfriend and keep him happy and faithful, that's all!' They stood up and hugged.

 

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The four managed to check-out of the motel around 10:30 on Sunday morning. Cindy hadn't mentioned her late night party with 'plain' Jane, and William ignored Randall completely, for which he was grateful.

They all packed into Randall's salt-crusted green Pontiac. Jane and William in the backseat. They drove in silence. Randall kept checking the rear view mirror. He watched Randall trying to put his arm around Jane's shoulders and Jane inching towards her door until she could not escape his desperate attention anymore.

'Anyone for breakfast?' Asked Randall. There should be a Cafe just down the road, I think.'

'Yes!' shouted Jane, shoving William away from her.

'I'm hungry too, lover ' said Cindy, cuddling up to Randall.

'What about you, William?' Randall asked nervously.

William glared silently at at the rearview mirror.

They sat at a booth in the back of the crowded Cafe and shrugged off their winter coats and took off their beanies. A waitress in her 70's walked over and poured them coffee. She took their orders and left.

Jane broke the silence as everybody put varying amounts of cream and sugar in their coffee.

'I can't remember the last time I missed church!'

'Me too!' Exclaimed William. 'I wonder what Pastor John's sermon was about this morning?' He tried to put his arm around Jane, who wiggled away down the cracked red upholstered bench.

He looked across the table at Randall and asked him what he thought of the Packers last season?

Before Randall could say anything, William launched into a monologue about just WHAT he thought of the Packers last season.

The girls looked at each other and announced they were going to the Ladies.
Randall and William stood up to let them out.

As they sat back down, Randall said 'About last night, William, I'm sorry-'

'Listen asshole,' William said through gritted teeth. 'That big one of yours Don't make you anything special-'

"It was an accident of birth, William!' Randall sputtered. 'It really IS a curse, you know! Ever had a girl start crying when you pull your pants off in front of her the first time?!' He stage whispered. 'A girl screaming for you to take it out before the head is all the way in?!' A girl breaking up with you because she's sick of being sore all week between the legs after spending Saturday night with you-'

'All I know is I want you and your big one to keep away from Jane!' William stage-whispered back. 'She's MY girlfriend and you're NOT going to ruin her pussy like you ruined Cindy's!'

Now wait a minute, William!' Said Randall. 'I have NOT ruined any girl between the legs-'

'And quit giving her drugs!' Said William, eyes burning with hate. ''You're going to turn her into a degenerate doper like you and Cindy!'

'Too late!' Laughed Randall as the women came back to the table. The men stood up and Cindy told Randall and William to sit together. Jane smirked at William as she sat down next to her friend Cindy.

 

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The four had left the Cafe a half-hour ago and were almost halfway home driving in the warming sunshine along a four-lane highway. Cindy and Jane sitting in the backseat and Randall sitting next to William and pretending not to notice him sneaking looks at the bulge in his blue jeans.

Since leaving the Cafe, William went on a non-stop monologue. He rehashed the Packer's last season. Then the Minnesota Northstars current season. Then the 8-point buck he shot last Fall. Then he started on his luck ice fishing at various lakes this past Winter with his boys-'

Randall and the ladies in the backseat were silent during all this until Jane had had enough. 'So, William. Have you wrestled any bears lately?'.

Cindy snickered.

'No, but I smacked a badger in the head with a shovel last summer when I saw it going after one of my goats-'

Randall had had enough too. 'You need to apologize to Cindy for calling her that awful name last night, William.'

'WHAT awful name?' William feigned innocence.

'You called me a slut last night through the door separating our rooms ' Cindy said in a hurt voice. 'I am NOT a slut. Randall was the first person I've been with since Dickie Sr and me got divorced, and I was faithful to him our entire marriage!'

"Well, I don't remember saying that!' William said, crossing his arms.

Jane had had enough. "YOU told me last night you were going to apologize to Cindy this morning for calling her that!' She said, punching him hard on the shoulder from the backseat.

William shook his head.

At this point. Randall was fed-up. He turned his head towards William in the passenger seat next to him. 'Okay, look William. I'll start the apologies. I'm sorry for the way I acted towards you last night-'

'I'm not!' said Jane.

'Me either!' said Cindy. Which surprised Randall.

'Apology accepted.' William said with a smirk.

'I only acted that way toward you because you called me a freak-of-nature-' Randall continued.

Jane snickered through her hand.

'The first time I was called that was in Army boot camp when I showered with the rest of my company and it became my Army nickname and believe me, it wasn't a compliment!' said Randall, visibly angry.

'I don't mind if other guys ask to see it, as long as they're respectful or Josh me about it. I mean I HAVE to have a sense of humor about what I have in my underwear and expect other guys to!' said Randall. The girls in the backseat were all ears.

'Now take the wheel, William.' Randall ordered him.

'What? Why?' asked a confused William.

'Just do it, okay?'

William dutifully took the wheel and Randall started to unbunkle his belt.

'What are you doing? Asked an alarmed William.

'Yeah, what are you DOING?' asked Cindy, equally alarmed.

'Giving William one more chance to be more respectful towards me and my endowment,' said Randall in a calm voice as he slipped his blue jeans and boxer shorts to just above his knees.

'Stop it Randall!' Cindy said in a stern voice. 'We're going to talk about this when we get back to my apartment!'

Jane laughed and leaned forward from the backseat. 'Let him be, Cindy. It's not like me and William haven't already seen it!'

Randall flipped his limp cock onto his naked right thigh so it pointed at William before taking back the wheel. 'Go ahead and look at it all you want, William, I don't mind. Just don't touch!'

Jane's laughter filled the car from the backseat.

'Go ahead and joke with me about it, but be respectful!' Continued Randall. 'Ask me a question about it. I'll be honest, I promise.'

William turned his head towards his passenger side window at the cornfields melting snow.

'I have a question, Randall.' said Jane in an innocent voice. 'How big is it?'

'JANE!' said a shocked William, turning around to stare at her.

Randall knew she was acting. Cindy let Jane measure his erection with a tape measure after one of their Sunday Scrabble games.

Randall was about to answer truthfully when Grinning, Cindy leaned forward and cupped her hands around Jane's ear before quietly whispering. If William wasn't going to apologize for calling her a slut, she was going to let Jane torture him.

'Soft or hard?' asked Jane.

Cindy cupped her hands around Jane's ear and quietly whispered.

'Soft?!' Jane acted shocked. 'That can't be right!'

'Honest injun!' said Cindy in a grave voice, holding up her right palm.

Jane laughed uncontrollably. 'Hey William!' Guess how big the weenie your sitting next to is?!' She flicked the back of his ear.

"I don't really care.' Came William's frigid response, still looking out the window.

'Ooh, ooh!' I got another question, Randall!' said Jane, waving her hand above her head. 'And this time I want your big-dicked boyfriend to answer...Cindy!'

'Okay,' laughed Randall. He enjoyed being teased by Jane in front of her humiliated date. 'Shoot!'

Randall saw Jane grinning at him in the rearview mirror.

'Did you get your god-given endowment from your father's side or your mother's side?' She turned and winked at Cindy.

'Yeah, Randall,' said Cindy. 'I always wanted to ask you that.'

'My mother's side, definitely,' Randall said.

'How do you know?' asked Jane, genuinely curious.

'We were at our summer cabin at Round Lake in Minnesota when I was about seven or eight,' said Randall. 'Me and my dad and mom were fishing on our motorboat. I had to pee really bad and my dad said to pee over the side. When I pulled my shorts down my dad laughed and said he sure didn't get that from MY side of the family!"

The backseat erupted in ribald laughter.

'So he wasn't jealous?' asked Cindy.

'Naw, he thought it was hilarious. One time we went swimming at Lake Johanna and we went to shower off in the men's changing room and he noticed men and teenagers laughing and pointing at my crotch. I remember being confused and my dad, instead of getting mad at them, said 'that's my boy!'

'So you were hung like you are now, way back then?!' asked a shocked Jane.

Randall laughed. 'No way! But I remember it was the same size as some of the teenage boys. They were the ones doing most of the laughing and pointing!' I couldn't figure out why they had hair down there, but I didn't.'

More raucous laughter from the backseat.

Jane flicked William's ear again. 'What's wrong, William? Didn't you think that was funny?!'

Cindy smirked as he watched William's face turn beet-red.

'Thinking back on it,' said Randall, in a reflective mood, 'The relative who DID have the kind of bulge in his pants like I do now was my mom's only brother, Uncle John. He married my Aunt Barbara, who had two boys of her own, Roland and Ralph, and Uncle John and Aunt Barbara had two boys of THEIR own, Robert Jr and Robin.'

'It's funny when I think of it, because Robert Jr and Robin had really big bulges in their pants, while Roland and Ralph didn't have any, even when they were teenagers. I remember we were over there on Christmas Day once, and for some reason I was standing on a chair and Uncle Robert said 'looks like Randall is one of us!' and my Aunt Barbara started laughing so hard I thought she was going to fall on the floor!'

The car filled with good-natured, ribald laughter from everyone, but William, who was red-faced and sweating.

Randall noticed that he was staring ahead out the windshield and trying to hide his frequent glances at Randall's lap beside him.

'You can look, William,' Randall teased. 'It's okay!' He took his right hand off the wheel and held his fat limp shaft in the middle while pointing it at him.

Forgetting there were two women in the backseat watching his every move, William openly gawked at Randall's gift.

'Alot of people who've seen it, says it's really veiny,' Randall said in wide-eyed innocence. 'What do you think, William?'

'Yeah,' said Jane. 'Your's has even more veins on it than my ex-husband's,' said Jane. 'And THAT'S saying something!'

'Truthfully, Randall,' said Cindy, 'I thought it was some kind of medical condition when I first saw it. Not just all the blue veins, but the way it bent down in the middle. Dickie Sr's was a straight almost 7-inches.' She said matter-of-factly.

'My ex-husband's boner curved-up and had big purple mushroom-shaped tip,' said Jane. 'That 10-incher of his is the only thing I miss about him. He really knew how to wield that sword in the bedroom!' She gave a bitter laugh.

Randall was amused to notice a tent poking-up from William's lap. Jane noticed too, and grinning, she poked Cindy next to her and nodded towards her date's crotch.

Cindy giggled when she saw it. 'You touch my boyfriend's penis and I'll slap you. Hard!' She reached over the front seat and grabbed Randall's cock away from him. 'Both hands on the wheel!' She said sternly while casually pumping his growing erection.

'Yes, ma'am!' Randall said in a cheery voice. 'Happy to have his girlfriend masturbate him in front of mixed-sex audience

Jane laughed. 'I thought of another question! Promise you'll answer truthfully, Randall?'

'If it's have I been faithful to Cindy, the answer is yes!' He lied.

Cindy gave his hardening shaft an appreciative squeeze and sped-up her pumping.

'No,' laughed Jane. 'I want to know what the silliest thing you ever did with big weenie of yours that doesn't involve you sticking it inside of anyone!'

Randall took a minute to think about it.
'Okay. Here's a story I've never told anyone before...'

 

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'OH, We're all ears, aren't we, William?' Jane said, flicking his ear to get his attention away from his slack-jawed stare at Cindy's casual pumping of Randall's slowly stiffening erection.

'Yeah, Randall,' asked Cindy, kissing him on the cheek and squeezing his thickening shaft. 'What are you talking about?'

Jane sighed. 'Aren't they a cute couple, William? William?' I give up.' She flicked his ear again without any response.

'Anyway, Randall,' asked Jane, 'What WAS the silliest situation you put Little Randall in?'

'Dick fishing.' Randall had wanted tell this stories for years, but never found the right audience. A couple of women he had made-out with and who were on friendly terms, might find it as funny as he did.

'Dick fishing?' Jane and Cindy looked at each other and rolled their eyes.

Cindy let go of a now stiff Little Randall, sat back and crossed her arms. 'Tell.' She tried to say seriously, before giggling through her nose.

William decided to stare out of the windshield.

'There was this kid, Jimmy, who lived on my street and we grew up with together and went to school and had some classes together.' Randall said eagerly, his erection swaying with every bump and pothole. 'He was the jokester type and thought my penis was the funniest thing he had ever seen. Jimmy was always having me pull it out to show other guys and swing it around just to see their reactions.

'Randall, the high school exhibitionist, huh?' Laughed Cindy. 'I'm shocked.'

'So the silliest thing you did was wave your little winkie around to amuse your buddy?' Jane rolled her eyes. 'My ex-husband could tell the same story.'

'We were seniors and on a sunny day in May, we skipped school to go fishing. We rode back to our houses on our bikes and got our fishing rods and tackle and we got away with it because both our parents were working and not home. Then we rode our 10-speeds to this park next to the Mississipi that had a creek that emptied into it with a wooden bridge over it that we would fish from,' Randall continued, his dick remaining hard at the memory.

'We rode our bikes onto the bridge and parked in the middle. I looked around and saw the park was empty except for us, probably because kids were in school and the parents were at work,' said Randall in a dreamy voice, his erection still raging at the memories.

'I told Jimmy I had to pee, so I unzipped, laid it on the wood railing and let fly into the creek.'

Giggles from the backseat.

'I like the way the sun and breeze felt on me, so I didn't bother putting it away and was going to fish off the bridge with my little guy hanging out.' Randall laughed at the memory.

'So you've ALWAYS been a pervert, huh?' Cindy laughed.

'I blame Jimmy,' Randall protested. 'Besides, I was going to put it away if I saw anyone!' Randall protested. 'Anyway, Jimmy was getting his fishing rod ready and it took a few minutes before he saw my limp dick swinging in the wind-'

Randall was so absorbed in telling his story, he didn't notice that a sweaty-faced William had gone back to staring slack-jawed at the erection next to him. But Cindy did, and she nudged Jane and pointed to the situation in the front seat.

Jane scooted-up to get a better view of Randall's swaying prick. 'Wow. You must be so proud being gifted by Our Lord and Savior with such a large penis, Randall!'

'I dated a girl at my old church once who told me I was cursed by Satan when she saw it for the first time,' Randall said.

She turned back to face Cindy. 'What do you think Cindy? Blessing or curse?'

'Definitely a curse!' laughed Cindy. 'No matter what kind of pants or trousers he wears, I catch people glancing at his crotch all the time. I don't think Randall even notices anymore!'

'Really?' said Jane, raising her eyebrows. 'Who do you catch looking at it more, boys or girls?'

'Guys, definitely,' said Cindy. 'They just stare openly, like your boyfriend does.'

Instead of being offended, Jane laughed at the absurdity.

William saw that Randall, Cindy and Jane were distracted and impulsively grabbed the object of his desire.

'Let me go!' Said a panicked Randall, almost swerving off the highway into a ditch.

Cindy punched William hard in the back of the head. 'How DARE you call me a slut!' She shouted at him.

William cried out in pain and retreated to lean against the passenger side door where he sobbed quietly in humiliation.

Randall regained control of his green Pontiac, his exposed penis suddenly flaccid. He stared daggers at the sobbing William.

This time Jane punched William in the back of his head. 'What did you do that for?' She shouted at him.

William bent over double and put his hands protectively over his head. 'I just wanted to see if I could get my hand around it!' He snivelled.

'Didn't he tell you you could look but not touch?!' Cindy shouted at William from the back seat.

'We were just teasing Randall about his big horsey cock like he wanted us to!' Said a furious Jane. 'You could have joined the fun and told a big dick joke or something, but instead you ruined our good time by being a pervert, you pervert!' She attempted to reach over the backseat and punch him in the head again.

William bent over forward as far as he could and kept covering his head with his hands to avoid being hit again by the girls in the backseat. 'I'm sorry,' he sobbed. 'Satan and Randall tempted me!'

'There's the rest stop we partied with Trudie and Gertie at last night!' said Cindy. 'Pull over Randall, I gotta go!'

'Me, too,' said Jane, finally giving up on trying to punch the still crying William.

Randall put on his turn signal. 'Rest stop it is.' He wondered how he was going to pull his underwear and jeans back up without getting out of the car.

 

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Randall pulled into the tiny state-run rest stop a little after noon and parked away from the other cars.

'Will you quit CRYING???' AN exasperated Jane said to her humiliated date, smacking the back of his head from the backseat.

Cindy laughed at Randall's efforts to pull up his underwear and pants so he could exit the car. 'I can't pull them up sitting down!' He said giving up.

Cindy rolled her eyes. 'C'mon, Jane, we have to shield Randall so he can pull up his pants!'

Jane snickered and got out of the backseat with Cindy and opened the driver's door, exposing Randall. They stood next to each other to block Randall from sight, making exaggerated horse and Donkey noises and feinting grabs at his limp dick as he struggled to pull up his pants.

When Randall was decent again. The trio linked elbows and headed across the parking lot, avoiding the puddles of melting snow, forgetting the quietly sobbing William in the front passenger seat.

The trio split-up to go through their appropriate doors. As Randall opened the door to the men's room, four rambunctious boys ran out and headed towards a station wagon in the parking lot.

Inside, the facilities were empty except for a a man about Randall's age with black slicked-back hair and black-framed glasses. He was wearing an expensive coat, unzipped and showing a suit and tie. Randall guessed he had just come from church.

He was washing up at a sink while Randall stood by himself at the trough urinal and unzipped. In a flash, the man was standing next to Randall. Randall didn't notice until he heard him unzip. He looked over and saw him pinching his penis between thumb and forefinger while staring unashamedly at what Randall held in his fist.

The man looked over at Randall. 'Well...The good Lord has certainly blessed you!' He laughed.

'It's more of a curse,' Randall said in a bored voice, shaking off.

'Want your dick sucked?' He asked anxiously.

'My girlfriend is waiting for me in my car,' said Randall in the same bored voice as he zipped-up and walked to the sinks.

'So what?' Said the stranger with slicked-back hair, zipping-up also. 'My wife and the boys are waiting for me in the parking lot, too!' He laughed. 'They can wait! Meet me in the woods just behind here! 'He said in a low voice.

Expressionless, Randall dried his hands under the blower, while the stranger pleaded with him to suck his big cock, PLEASE.'

Randall gave a derisive laugh before pushing the door open and walking back to his car. He saw Cindy sitting in the front passenger seat of his big green Pontiac and Jane sitting in the back, but no sign of William.

 

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'Where's William?' Asked Randall as he opened the driver's side door of his salt-crusted green Pontiac.

'You mean he wasn't with you in the guy's room?!' asked Jane. 'Where could he be?'

Randall shrugged, not really caring, but he had a growing idea in his head. 'Don't know,' he said, opening the glove box and pulling out a baggie with the last skinny joint in it. 'I guess we better wait.' He lit the joint with his disposable lighter and handed it to Cindy after taking a big drag.

 

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'Weren't you telling us some bullshit story about going fishing with your penis?,' asked Jane after blowing out her first lung full.

'It's NOT bullshit, Jane!' Said an irritated Randall. Trying to be sneaky, Cindy tugged-down her boyfriend's fly with a loud unzipping noise.

Cindy and Jane laughed. 'What are you two lovebirds DOING up there?' Asked a giggling Jane. She looked over the front seats in time to see Cindy slip her hand into Randall's open fly. She leaned over and slapped Cindy's hand as it fondled Randall.

'So me and Jimmy were standing on the bridge over the creek,' said Randall, continuing his story, 'When Jimmy noticed I hadn't put my wang-doodle away after I peed. Jimmy laughed like he always did when I pulled it out and he fucking dared me to tie a fishing line to my cock with a bobber and a fish hook.'

Jane and Cindy roared with laughter. 'Did you do it?!' They both asked.

'Not at first, no.' Said Randall. 'I thought the idea sounded fun, actually, but I didn't want fishing line tied around my dick.'

'So Jimmy said 'What if I tie a piece of my mom's yarn around your big prick and I'll tie the fishing line to that?' Randall noticed the stranger he met in the men's toilet come out from behind the restroom building and fast walk towards a station wagon with a blonde wife in the front seat and four boys in the front.

Jane noticed him too. 'Hey look, Cindy,' she said with excitement in her voice. 'It's deacon Jack from church!' She cranked down her window and called to him.

Startled, he stopped and looked towards the big green Pontiac.

'Deacon Jack!' Jane repeated. 'It's Jane from church!'

'Jane!' He exclaimed in surprise walking fast towards her open window. 'What are-' At this moment, he locked eyes with Randall and did an about face, walking quickly back to where his irritated wife was waiting in the car.

'Where are you going Deacon Jack?!' Jane asked in surprise. 'Mistaken identity!' He shrugged back at her.

'Looked like Deacon Jack to me, too,' Cindy shrugged.

Unfortunately for Deacon Jack, he had to drive his station wagon with his wife and four kids in front of Randall's green Pontiac to get to the exit.

Jane and Cindy waved to Deacon Jack's bottle-blonde wife and boys, who recognized Jane and wave back. Deacon Jack kept looking ahead.

'You can't tell me that wasn't Deacon Jack and Jeanine and his boys!' Jane shook her head.

Randall cleared his throat and told them of his encounter with Deacon Jack in the men's restroom.

Open-mouthed, Cindy withdrew her hand from inside Randall's fly.

Recovering from her shock, all Jane could say was 'poor Jeanine! And the boys!'

At this point, all three watched William casually saunter towards them from behind the restroom building. He approached with a big grin on his face and opened the backseat door and slipped inside. 'Hey gang!' William said cheerfully, sniffing the skunky smell. 'You're not giving my girl drugs again, are you?!' He let out a fake bark-laugh to indicate he was kidding.

Jane scooted over on the backseat as far away from William as she could. Jane and Cindy stared silently at William as Randall started his car and put it in gear.

William, deciding a little late that he was going to rib Randall about his over-sized genitals, finally broke the silence. 'Hey Randall! Did you ever hear about the man who wanted to get into the Big Dick Club-'

'Where were you?' Asked Jane in a flat monotone.

'Where was I when?' Asked William in a fake innocent voice.

'Just now,' said Cindy. 'We saw you come from behind the building.'

'You mean out of the men's room door,' lied William.

'Did you see Deacon Jack, back there?' Asked Jane.

'Deacon Jack??? You mean from church??? Why would he be behind the rest stop building???' William said with utmost insincerity.

'Sucking cock?' Cindy suggested before cracking up. 'Or were you-'

'That's NOT funny, Cindy!' Said Jane.

'What are you girls talking about?' William asked nervously. 'Randall?'

They drove the rest of the way without talking, only the sound of Jane's sniffling breaking the silence.

When they pulled into the parking lot of Cindy's apartment building, Jane asked Cindy if she could drive her home.

'I'll drive you home!' William said eagerly.

All three ignored him while Randall popped his car's trunk and transfered Jane's overnight bag to Cindy's rusting Ford Galaxy.

While William looked-on, Randall, Cindy and Jane exchanged pleasantries and talked about how much fun they all had. And let's do this again soon without-' and they all looked over at William. Cindy and Jane got into Cindy's car and they both flipped-off William as the drove by.

Randall decided to go home and call his big-dicked buddy and see how the rest of his weekend with Jennifer went. He saw William in the rearview mirror get back into his pickup truck, ready to go home to his kids and the goats.

 

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Naked under his bathrobe, Randall walked over to his 19-inch color TV and turned down the sound. He decided to give Paul a call and see how the rest of his and Jennifer's weekend went.

Paul answered and expressed joy when he recognized Randall's voice. They exchanged pleasantries and when Paul made a reference to William, Randall launched into the whole sordid story of the motel, How William had grabbed his dick ('Your own fault, Randall!') and how he and Cindy and Jane suspected William of sucking the cock of a stranger.

'So how did things go with Jennifer last night' Randall asked after Paul's laughter died down.

'Driving her home, she decided to break-up with me!' Paul choked at the memory only a few hours old.

'WHAT?' Asked Randall. 'How long were you dating?'

'Almost three months,' Paul sighed. 'She told me she was sick of always being sore between the legs. She wants to date guys with smaller ones, she said.

'Yeah, I've heard THAT one before, too ' sighed Randall.

'So, did Jane dump William?' asked Paul, trying to sound casual.

'Oh, you like Jane?' asked Randall, not believing what he was hearing.

'I love her personality!' Said Paul, his mood brightening.

Randall realized Paul had a 'type' he was attracted to, like Randall had an attraction to women with curves. It shouldn't have come as a surprise that a guy who was dating a woman that looked like Bob Dylan, would be attracted to 'plain' Jane, with her adult acne, thick glasses, crooked teeth, short-stature and scrawny physique, even after six children. Paul valued personality over looks.

'You know,' said Randall. 'Jane told me and Cindy that her ex-husband had a 10-incher...'

'You mean I might have a chance with her?!' Asked Paul, excitedly.

'Paul, tell me something,' said Randall. Have you ever played Scrabble?'