If you were going to be stuck on a deserted desert island for a good long while which three people would you choose to have with you and why? me 1 - Joseph Fiennes - for sexual purposes, if he's no good in bed I'd be willing to spend a few minutes training him up. He's gets to be my fucktoy simply because he has such a great face. I reserve my statutory rights to take him back and change him if he turns out to have a tiny dick. 2 - Bob Vila - DIY expert, he can make me a suitable residence, I don't want to have to be straddling Joseph's face in the glare of the midday sun do I? 3 - Eddie Izzard - He can keep me amused and I think he looks like a guy who might be a dab hand in the kitchen. Ih he steals my clothes Bob can wall him up in the miniature reproduction of Versailles he's making from coconut shells and vines.