Desert Island Dicks/Chicks

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  1. SpoiledPrincess

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    If you were going to be stuck on a deserted desert island for a good long while which three people would you choose to have with you and why?

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    1 - Joseph Fiennes - for sexual purposes, if he's no good in bed I'd be willing to spend a few minutes training him up. He's gets to be my fucktoy simply because he has such a great face. I reserve my statutory rights to take him back and change him if he turns out to have a tiny dick.

    2 - Bob Vila - DIY expert, he can make me a suitable residence, I don't want to have to be straddling Joseph's face in the glare of the midday sun do I?

    3 - Eddie Izzard - He can keep me amused and I think he looks like a guy who might be a dab hand in the kitchen. Ih he steals my clothes Bob can wall him up in the miniature reproduction of Versailles he's making from coconut shells and vines.
     
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    the Finnes clan are not renowned for having big willies but neither are they shorties. Sure you wouldn't rather have Lawrence Llewellyn-Bowen instead of Bob?
     
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    MacGyver - Of course to build a ship from a hair pin and his shoe and get us off the island.

    My best friend - For a laugh and if im going to die i want him there with me

    Tommy Lee
    w/ condoms - With that magnificent cock need i say more?
     
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    Ben Browder, Matt Shrirvington and Ken Ryker - they'd all make fantastic bottoms!
     
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    BBC bring back desert island discs please. And what about Man Friday or is that politically incorrect? Carol Malia, Spoiled Princess, and NJ would be excellent ..... and of course Vanessa Phelps - to frighten away the canibals!
     
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    :confused: I don't know where in Europe you are but it never stopped in the UK....BBC Radio 4 - Factual - Desert Island Discs Ben Helfgott
     
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    1) His name withheld: for sex, intimacy, laughter...more sex, more sex, and then more sex.
    2) Take home chef: so he can cook for me
    3) My son: because he is absolutely without a doubt the most brilliant young man I have ever had the privilege to know (I'm not just speaking as a mom- he really is!), but then that would be selfish of me, because he could do so much more good for the world if he wasn't stuck on an island, so his back-up would be one of my cats so my son could stay on the mainland and devise some sort of tracking devise that the navy can use to locate me and pick me up.
     
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    Oo Crikey! Only 3 - do I not get 6, one luxury sex toy and a pornographic book? :wink:


    For female company and a great rack that I'm sure she'd let me play with eventually - Rachael Weiss

    For male company, face sitting & general sexual duties, musical entertainment, eye-candy and intelligent converstaion - Johnny Depp

    For general amusement and sexual purposes - Jon Stewart

    I can take care of the hut building, fire starting, animal killing & gutting end of things myself. I might employ all three for foraging duties though.
     
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    I can handle all of the design and construction, cooking and hunting, so I guess I am just after sex and entertainment:

    1. Jessica Biel - I mean, Jesus, have you seen that ass? WOW!!! :eek:
    2. Lucy Liu - It comes in phases, and right now I am knee deep in a Lucy Liu phase!
    3. Henry Rollins - It is not a gay thing, I just would like another dude their with whom I could talk. Henry may be one of the coolest guys on the planet.
     
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    The above have started to pall. On second thoughts give me Pinkey, Perky, Sooty, Sweep, Soo, Noddy, Rupert Bear and Hew Edwards: the Welsh always make me laugh!
     
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