Reminds me of a time, I use to visit a fuck buddy. He always wanted me to buy some condoms before I came over. He was 8+ inches and when I would put the condoms on the table, the clerk (usually a female) would look at me like,"Yeah sure!". But I would then tell her,"They're not going on me, they're going in me. They're for my boyfriend!" They usually got so embarrassed. Funny!