Do They Know You're A Bottom

No man, you might have digestive probs & need the kit. Plus they see everything in drug store do they don’t care
 
Reminds me of a time, I use to visit a fuck buddy. He always wanted me to buy some condoms before I came over. He was 8+ inches and when I would put the condoms on the table, the clerk (usually a female) would look at me like,"Yeah sure!". But I would then tell her,"They're not going on me, they're going in me. They're for my boyfriend!" They usually got so embarrassed. Funny!
 
That probably explains why I get dirty looks from the cashier, at the checkout, at the supermarket, when I just buy a pack of hotdogs and a box of condoms.