Dorks

[deleted188]

I come on to this site to meet other hung guys, girls that appreciate them and maybe a gay fella that might help a curious fellow out. I enjoy reading the postings and I enjoy posting.

What I really think is annoying however is when someone posts a topic and someone else feels they need to take the intellectual road with the matter. They reference old psychology books...online resources.....and the question could be as simple as have you ever j/o with a brother or how big were you in college.

Stop going off on stupids tangents.....I mean, did it ever occur to anyone that someone may just want a simple dirty answer to thier question to help aid in the j/o process and now you have beaten the erotica from the question with a stick?

 

[BuffMusicIdol]

Well, yes, it did occur to me. But I'm not horny 24/7, looking for a rush all the time, and message boards seem to be an incredibly slow way to satisfy that. My presonal feeling is that there is a lot of insight and interesting thought here.

I simple, diry answer, it would seem, would be better pulled off in something more real time, or virtual time like a chat room, microphones, or something.

But now and again, I'm quite humored by a simple, dirty answer here on the boards. About that's about as far as it goes for me. I might not fit the norm, here, I don't know, but that's the way I see it.

 

[headbang8]

Thank god someone brought this up. These poor suckers who think intelligent men are sexy. Where the fuck did they get that idea?

I mean, they barge into cyberspace and hijack the whole fucking thing for useless intellectual bullshit. It's obvious to anyone with two eyes, two fingers and broadband that the internet was made for porn.

It's got so bad that I can hardly find any porn online at all--I mean, there's almost none--what with all the philosophy, medicine, art, science, literature, music, politics, emotional support, and meaningful human contact.

It's got so bad that the twinks I wanna make have started to demand some online conversation first. Where's shit like that comin' from?

Maintain the rage, bro'

hb8
Waiting to gag you with his giant fuckstick, tie you up and then plow your tight little man-hole til you beg for mercy. (Will that do, TBTB?)

 

[headbang8]

By the way, being beaten can be quite erotic.

 

[surferboy]

Yah but like, tis isn't a "hot stories" place. This is a support site. If you wanna jerk off, go look at some porn, read some erotica. But like, look at the title of this place, yah? Look at the S in LPSG. Jackass.

 

[Dr Rock]

Originally posted by headbang8@Jul 17 2005, 03:58 PM
Thank god someone brought this up. These poor suckers who think intelligent men are sexy. Where the fuck did they get that idea?

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best post EVER

 

[jonb]

Originally posted by surferboy@Jul 17 2005, 08:40 AM
Yah but like, tis isn't a "hot stories" place. This is a support site. If you wanna jerk off, go look at some porn, read some erotica. But like, look at the title of this place, yah? Look at the S in LPSG. Jackass.

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That describes how I feel after 5, almost 6 years of LPSG.

 

[Altairion]

Guys, I think what the real concern here is snotty answers to genuine questions. From situations where a person asks a real question and someone speaks down to the poster about how a topic has already been covered before. I can understand saying these things, but there have been so many times that I have seen this done in a manner which makes the original poster feel unwelcome and inferior.

That was just one example of what I've seen around, but I don't believe The-Bigger-the-Better's point should be completely dismissed.

 

[godiluvabig1]

Originally posted by headbang8@Jul 17 2005, 10:58 AM
Thank god someone brought this up. These poor suckers who think intelligent men are sexy. Where the fuck did they get that idea?

I mean, they barge into cyberspace and hijack the whole fucking thing for useless intellectual bullshit. It's obvious to anyone with two eyes, two fingers and broadband that the internet was made for porn.

It's got so bad that I can hardly find any porn online at all--I mean, there's almost none--what with all the philosophy, medicine, art, science, literature, music, politics, emotional support, and meaningful human contact.

It's got so bad that the twinks I wanna make have started to demand some online conversation first. Where's shit like that comin' from?

Maintain the rage, bro'

hb8
Waiting to gag you with his giant fuckstick, tie you up and then plow your tight little man-hole til you beg for mercy. (Will that do, TBTB?)

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First of all headbang, I think a man with a brain is sexy, especially if he's hot... I wouldn't date a guy with whom I can't have an intelligent conversation... Does that mean I'm a sucker? Excuse me if I don't like being around guys who have the IQ of a box of rocks...

Second of all, if you're online to find free porn, you'd have better luck seeing a pig fly by your window...

And third, how in the hell do you expect anyone but a hooker to fuck you after just meeting you without prior conversation? With all the diseases out there, you'll be lucky not to catch one with a mentality like that...

I'm not trying to be anything but blunt in this area, especially since I've had people pm me just to try and get laid...

To answer the original post, sometimes people bring in statistics to make the conversation fun... now, I haven't seen anyone do so on a question about j/o, but I have seen it... In cases like that, usually it's because the conversation turns to something completely off subject...

 

[D_Martin van Burden]

Easy, tigress. Heh, I thought headbang was being facetious.

TBTB makes a point of courtesy, I think. Oh, I'm very well aware of how easy it is to threadjack around here, especially when it turns into quite the fiery online wreckage. I guess you just have to be clear on what makes good information sharing or not. Sounds like you benefit more from hearing people's experiences or what they want through or a story they can tell as opposed to some facts and figures.

I think it's a great way to learn stuff. Hell, I'm in the business myself; that's what I get paid to do, hear people out.

Just take what you get with a grain of salt. If you don't like the excess information, that's fine. Then again, someone else might benefit from it, and if it were to be removed, then that person misses out on some pretty cool knowledge. If you can do that, then I think it's fair for you to expect some more consideration of other people.

 

[headbang8]

Goodness! As Aunt Harriet used to say. What a commotion!

Dee's right, I was being facetious. But there's a grain of truth.

If TBTB gets his rocks off by hearing some of us talk about sexual experiences, that's his business.

But the prime reason we talk about such stuff is support, which means we're going to try to draw some emotional meaning out of it, rather than sexual arousal. That almost always involves more than just a "simple dirty answer", and often "goes off on a tangent". The more, the better.

There are few enough places where men feel safe to talk about the day-to-day practicalities of sex, and the emotions involved. That's why I come here. If that makes me a dork or a nerd, so be it.

There. Have we beaten the erotica out of this question?

hb8

 

[deleted188]

Don't confuse what I am saying I am not SHOPPING AROUND FOR PORN OR PERVERTED ANSWERS TO ALL MY QUESTIONS. What I am saying is that for a site that is devoted to the size and girth of a man's cock let's treat it like such. This isnt a library of congress web site so lets be a little more casual. I think smart men are sexy just dont really care for the over analytical.

Any yeah thanks for mentioning the guys that act like jerks when a topic is brought up more than once. Some people may like to revisit a topic. See if opinion has changed.

 

[seandelevan]

[Any yeah thanks for mentioning the guys that act like jerks when a topic is brought up more than once. Some people may like to revisit a topic. See if opinion has changed.]


OR maybe some of us have not been around forever to see every post that has ever been posted and are fairly new

 

[deleted188]

Headbang you dissapoint me...you, that will never see any of these people backed off from your answer. Reversed it entirely and state, "Well if that makes me a nerd so be it." That speaks volumes to how we need others approval. Trust me the people that go on this site do so for one real reason...they can state facts and figures but at the end of the day the have gone to the gallery section more than once.

And further if this site was just for support why the links to Monster of Cock and our own cock pic posting?

Just so that you may use this as a reference a post that starts off:

Anyone have any first time j/o stories ---the poster is j/o to the answers.

I was 10 inches in high school -- the poster maybe curious and collecting data but I think more like someone that likes them young and j/o

Hey I can't seem to find a condom that fits right -- poster needs support but trust me is thinking about cocks splitting condoms like the Hulks biceps through a button up flannel.

 

[Onslow]

In the words of this guy I know from years back named Chuck: "You know what? It is what it is." (followed by an odd laugh which borders on a guffaw but fails to quite arrive there).

Mister Mark put together a place where people could get together, communicate and have a good time (or a bad time if that's what someone wants).

Keep in mind here TheBTheB there are sections here at LPSG intended to be just for penis matters--The Bigger The better, Sex with a large penis, Young and hung, Underwear, clothing and appearance. Sure at times they can get taken off road and they can list various links or reference points, but that's a part of what a discussion and forum board are about and the more information the better, that way a person can be as well informed as humanly possible.

There are also areas here at LPSG for primarily non-sexual matters, non penis matters which would include Meet and Greet and Et cetera et cetera. Both of these areas can also incude issues related to size but they also give a get to know you space where everything from politics, religion, televison, music, education and travel to thousands of other matters are discussed.

If someone has a truly serious matter that they need an answer on the answer is given, sometimes people may come in and dress it up in words which aren't bare bone but that's who they are. We all have our own approach and our own style when it comes to communicating which again is what I feel is the biggest value of this board--the communication factor. Even when someone seems to be responding in a way not to my liking they are still expressing themselves, and iff I feel I don't want to be a part of that then I do not have to enter into it. My choice-- which is another nice thing you'll find here. You have a choice.

So just settle down in front of your computer and paste a big grin on your face and stop seething over how it's not all going exactly the way you want. If you want it different, then form a board which is only sex and smut--I don't know if that has ever been done before so you could be the very first on your street to do that.

 

[surferboy]

Originally posted by The-Bigger-the-Better@Jul 18 2005, 09:07 AM
Don't confuse what I am saying I am not SHOPPING AROUND FOR PORN OR PERVERTED ANSWERS TO ALL MY QUESTIONS. What I am saying is that for a site that is devoted to the size and girth of a man's cock let's treat it like such. This isnt a library of congress web site so lets be a little more casual. I think smart men are sexy just dont really care for the over analytical.

Any yeah thanks for mentioning the guys that act like jerks when a topic is brought up more than once. Some people may like to revisit a topic. See if opinion has changed.

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Here's the problem. It's not a site devoted to a man's size and girth. It's devoted to the problems dudes have with size and girth. See the dif yet?

 

[SomeGuyOverThere]

Originally posted by surferboy@Jul 17 2005, 04:40 PM
Yah but like, tis isn't a "hot stories" place. This is a support site. If you wanna jerk off, go look at some porn, read some erotica. But like, look at the title of this place, yah? Look at the S in LPSG. Jackass.

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I agree.

And intellectual bullshit is practically the reason that forums exist for fucks sake.

 

[ceg1526]

One of my old girlfriends, who knew I hated to attend the cocktail parties she adored, told me to treat them as a summer badmitton game: easy lobs back and forth, everyone gets to hit the bird, no smashes, and don&#39;t spill your lemonade. I treat this board as a cocktail party. I wander around, chat with old friends, make new ones, and discuss the topics of the day. You toss out an observation, and you never know what will come back. The board is what you make it. I don&#39;t come here for the erotica, but if it comes up <wink>, so be it.

However, sometimes the topic is more serious. You have to do a little more research to support your point of view, or backup the advice you offer. As to going off-topic, sometimes the tangents are more interesting than the original (and you can always go back on topic, if you want).

Skip the topics that don&#39;t interest you, or fail to draw you in once you&#39;ve read a couple of posts. There are plenty more, and you don&#39;t even have to excuse yourself.

Take care,

Ceg

 

[absinthium]

Originally posted by The&#045;Bigger&#045;the&#045;Better@Jul 18 2005, 09:22 AM
Just so that you may use this as a reference a post that starts off:

Anyone have any first time j/o stories ---the poster is j/o to the answers.

I was 10 inches in high school -- the poster maybe curious and collecting data but I think more like someone that likes them young and j/o

Hey I can&#39;t seem to find a condom that fits right -- poster needs support but trust me is thinking about cocks splitting condoms like the Hulks biceps through a button up flannel.

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Um, did it ever occur to you that perhaps people who want to hear about j/o stories just don&#39;t want to feel weird about the fact that they masturbate themselves? Or, maybe they are just curious as to what other people think about it. Or, maybe they want to share something personal with a large group of people, something the anonymity of the internet allows for, which is not always the case in "real" life. There are lots of reasons for people to post questions here on LPSG... Even about masturbation. Not EVERYONE is jerking it when they log on here.

...And just for the record, I love this place, I love cock, but I&#39;ve never been to the galleries. Not just to browse... If a person in particular interests me, I may look at their profile and pictures, but their faces are far more important to me than their dicks.
I know where to find porn if I need it, and I don&#39;t look at this place that way.
Like a number of people have said, it is a support group, after all, and there are plenty of places online that cater to lasciviousness.

Besides, pal, there is an erotica section where you can talk dick and sex all day and night. Not ALL the subforums need to be that way.

 

[oldman9x7]

I was amused recently while reading one of the boards. The topic had started out regarding some sexual practice or other and the next thing I knew I was reading a bunch of someone&#39;s bullshit political opinions.

How far off topic can you get?????

Gramps