Dumbcow's Soulmate

[B_ScaredLittleBoy]

I didn't think it possible, but there really is someone for everyone!

Meet Me at HOT or NOT

No need to thank me

Also: isn't this a picture of that hot piece of ass from Knocked Up (I believe the pic is actually from a scene in that film, I watched it recently). Many fakers.

Meet Me at HOT or NOT

 

[D_Ivana Dickenside]

LOL i think you're right! that is his soul mate

 

[jmn5]

A cross dressing bull! I just knew it. LOL

 

[D_Prudence_Admonition_Drightits]

Oh yes- you did it! I can't wait till Dumbcow sees this!

 

[ZOS23xy]

Moo!

 

[Pecker]

I somehow suspect that she couldn't be faithful to just one cow.

 

[Principessa]

Cow Porn

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Oh, what will clarabelle think and/or do if she sees this.................

 

[NCbear]

My ex, in the car, in the country: "Oh look! Cows!"

My current lover, in the car, in the country: "Look, COWS! Where's my camera?"

Me, both times, thinking to myself: My grandparents had a 100-acre farm. Plenty of cows, so I got that fascination out of my system early in life. Thankfully. :wink:

NCbear (who's from North Carolina, but who's not quite as country as that characteristic might seem to imply) :tongue:

 

[B_Think_Kink]

My ex, in the car, in the country: "Oh look! Cows!"

My current lover, in the car, in the country: "Look, COWS! Where's my camera?"

Me, both times, thinking to myself: My grandparents had a 100-acre farm. Plenty of cows, so I got that fascination out of my system early in life. Thankfully. :wink:

NCbear (who's from North Carolina, but who's not quite as country as that characteristic might seem to imply) :tongue:

That's too cute! We pulled over to feed cows once...

 

[camper joe]

I'm happy for Dumbcow, every cow needs a mate.

 

[Calboner]

Also: isn't this a picture of that hot piece of ass from Knocked Up (I believe the pic is actually from a scene in that film, I watched it recently). Many fakers.

Meet Me at HOT or NOT

Yes, that is Katherine Heigl. ("Kirsty," the one who posted the picture, is obviously none too clever.) Here's a more interesting picture of her.

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Perfect match for Dumbcow. I hear Moosic of love.......

 

[midlifebear]

It's been a while since I lived on the farm. But as I recall: cows are female, have full sexual equipment and give milk. Steers are male and have been castrated. Male bovines not castrated grow up to be bulls and fuck cows. There's really not much else to it. Although, steers are often used to calmly stand and chew hay while a prized bull stud is "milked" for his sperm which is captured into a false cow vagina. They spray the steer with a little "eau de cow" just to get the bull interested. Also, steers are used because they tend to be rather, well, clueless, easy to handle and have hip bones and legs that can support a huge bull.

Therefore, I've always assumed Dumbcow was female. It she's a cross-dresser, that throughs a whole new dimension into the works.

 

[hotbtminla]

This thread is gonna get Dumbcow all hot and bothered, I just know it.

YouTube - ORIGINAL "Cow Shake" commercial

 

[B_ScaredLittleBoy]

Dumbcow: Where for art thou?

Nice pic btw Cal. She is hot. I knew her name was Katherine but wasn't sure of the spelling of the last name. Even Seth Rogen's missus is a bit of alright. Although she looks much older than him...

Anyway

Dumbcow and Mrs Dumbcow, sittin in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love, then comes...

http://www.factoryofghouls.com/cspics/cowsex.jpg

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

Although, steers are often used to calmly stand and chew hay while a prized bull stud is "milked" for his sperm which is captured into a false cow vagina.

Hot!!

Therefore, I've always assumed Dumbcow was female. It she's a cross-dresser, that throughs a whole new dimension into the works.

I thought so too, referring to him with a feminine pronoun in a few posts.

 

[B_dumbcow]

:wiggle: :wiggle: :wiggle: :wiggle:

:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

You guys! You found me a special someone!

We can get married and have little cow children :smile:

We will call the first born Veronica.

:wiggle: :wiggle: :wiggle: :wiggle:

I didn't think it possible, but there really is someone for everyone!

Meet Me at HOT or NOT

No need to thank me

Also: isn't this a picture of that hot piece of ass from Knocked Up (I believe the pic is actually from a scene in that film, I watched it recently). Many fakers.

Meet Me at HOT or NOT

 

[B_dumbcow]

It's been a while since I lived on the farm. But as I recall: cows are female, have full sexual equipment and give milk. Steers are male and have been castrated. Male bovines not castrated grow up to be bulls and fuck cows. There's really not much else to it. Although, steers are often used to calmly stand and chew hay while a prized bull stud is "milked" for his sperm which is captured into a false cow vagina. They spray the steer with a little "eau de cow" just to get the bull interested. Also, steers are used because they tend to be rather, well, clueless, easy to handle and have hip bones and legs that can support a huge bull.

Therefore, I've always assumed Dumbcow was female. It she's a cross-dresser, that throughs a whole new dimension into the works.

:redface: I'm a special cow... maybe I am female... I never checked

 

[B_ScaredLittleBoy]

Hermaphrocow?