I can’t wait for the “Hey guys, sorry I haven’t been posting lately, my whole family died in a plane crash 4 days before Christmas

I need to take 3 months off to grieve before I start posting my dick on here. Did I mention how entitled gays are even though they’re paying customers?? Thank you so much for supporting me while I scam you!! Oh by the way I have a gofundme to accept donations so I can go back to college to make my dead family proud, until I drop out again because I just want easy money with no effort involved..” *posts pictures from Turks and Caicos 3 days later with his sugar daddies*