Elective labiaplasty

[MickeyLee]

heaps of ladies with fake breasts report loss of sensation/sensitivity after surgery.
eta: since the surgery removes the tips of a lady's labia, i am thinking there wouldn't be as much sensation loss. cuz the main nerves connections are left intact. *ponders* the scar tissue might actually be super sensitive.
is really no difference.
is elective.
the women getting a new bob probably feel the procedure added to their quality of life.

i mean, ya are okay with breast reduction, yeth?

 

[D_Hey Sailor]

Breaking news: Plastic surgeon redefines meaning of "bumper to bumper" warranty. :silly:

 

[MickeyLee]

ackkkk!!


that's it.. i am so covering my damn keyboard next time i click this thread
*koff* ohhh caffeine rush!! *buzzes*

 

[LaFemme]

ackkkk!!


that's it.. i am so covering my damn keyboard next time i click this thread
*koff* ohhh caffeine rush!! *buzzes*

Keyboard condoms.....gotta get 'em. Handy for all sorts of messes. :smile:

 

[D_Hey Sailor]

that's it.. i am so covering my damn keyboard next time i click this thread
*koff* ohhh caffeine rush!! *buzzes*

Ohhhhh, we could always find someone keen enough with a knife to make sure your body does that for you! :suspect:

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[MickeyLee]

i was NOT drinking anything when i opened the thread. ha!

Keyboard condoms.....gotta get 'em. Handy for all sorts of messes. :smile:

ribbed for my fingertips' pleasure?

Ohhhhh, we could always find someone keen enough with a knife to make sure your body does that for you! :suspect:

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*has credit card... waits for website.... searches cleavage for stray fruitloops*

 

[LaFemme]

ribbed for my fingertips' pleasure?

Absolutely, with warming sensations to keep your pinkies' toasty.

 

[MickeyLee]

according to the boys lube makes typing uber-difficult.

*condoms, warming lubes - realizes she is getting inches closer to a possible sexual relationship with a keyboard*
dangerous territory.

 

[D_Hey Sailor]

"The average QWERTY keyboard has 105 pleasure points" :wink:
Push those buttons!

 

[LaFemme]

I just keep hitting enter over and over and over again.....

 

[B_subgirrl]

I just keep hitting enter over and over and over again.....

Home is where it's at :tongue:. Control ain't bad either.

 

[ManofThunder]

We all need a pause-break on occasion.

 

[B_subgirrl]

We all need a pause-break on occasion.

Not me *evil smile*

 

[ManofThunder]

Not me *evil smile*

Likewise, but don't tell anybody. :tongue:

 

[dolfette]

I'm all for self-improvement, and feel better when I lose 5 pounds (for example) but having THIS type of surgery seems to me that it detracts from a quality of life. It doesn't add to life the way fake boobs would.

how exactly would it detract from quality of life?
my inner lips have no mind blowing pleasure response. they're no more important to my pleasure than ear lobes.

and it carries fewer risks than breast implants.

 

[helgaleena]

I Like the drag my long labia give me. And I like long balls slapping at them. That and my inner squeeze box have no trouble producing lots of juices. But if the level of liquid ever goes down, I'll supplement with some artificial in a bottle rather than cut down on my surface area.

 

[MickeyLee]

i wanna have lasers implanted into my labia.

 

[dolfette]

i wanna have lasers implanted into my labia.

frickin' cunts with frickin laser beams?
i'm guessing mutated sea bass won't cut it...

 

[MickeyLee]

once ya start down the path of genetic engineering and surgical enhancement it's really hard to stop at mutated sea bass.

before ya know it, ya tits are atom bombs. ya cunt shoots laser beams. and every time you orgasm the tectonic plates shift.

slippery frickin slope, i tell ya.

 

[dolfette]

too much lube huh?