Hephaestion47
Mythical Member
Is it really so hard for people to look at the title of this thread and realize it's not Mark's thread, nor even the Mark/Ethan thread?
I spend more time skimming through his videos now then ever. I love Mark but this whole Zillow house thing isn’t it.This This This.
Epic.
Mark is a like a legacy act. (Legacy acts are singers that were popular in the 90s and only the 90s but can still make a decent living touring with other groups but not really making anything new or interesting.)
Mark is so entrenched in YT that he'll probably always get enough views and sponsors to be comfortable.
But if there is some kind of brand - or agenda (so many do home renovating these days - and now Mark is doing a lot of "lets look at houses on Zillow and talk about design") if there is a brand or a centering thing to get views hundreds of thousands of views... Mark hasn't found it yet.
gonna start typing in portuguese because apparently ç is worth 3 pointsActually, I get paid by letter too, with their value based on Scrabble tile values, so expect to see me use lots of the letters Q, Z, X, K and J in my posts!
This is the all time best post this thread has ever had!!!!I know some of y’all don’t want mark mentioned in here, but I’ve just got to say this real quick:
I’ve noticed mark trying and failing to be more interesting on social media lately. It’s honestly kinda sad. I think mark seems very sweet and boring and he just needs to embrace it. He needs to embrace his pet plants and his love of oatmeal and giving his dog - the most boring dog to ever live - organic peanut butter. That’s his thing and I don’t think he should be trying to keep up with Ethan because - for someone who’s doing porn now - Ethan is dreadfully boring too. They’re both boring in different ways. Like Mark is like “whoa cool, I just bought a bike at a shop run by a gay dude who builds bikes made out of whittled wood. We went to lunch and he let me photograph his shop. You can buy prints of his whittled wooded bikes on my website.” And Ethan is like “I just made an omlet with eggs from the farm I grew up on and instead of eating it with toast, I had some candied strawberries from this little vegan place I go to up the road. And then I had a panic attack and made some porn.”
Where did you get this from
It’s written all over the place budI need to know who is the amazing top with the big dick
Are they together ? That would be kinda hot if they are. Even hotter if they are in open relationship where Ethan gets as many dick as he can and his bf supports and encourages. Just fantasies....
It's hot to shack up with the first dude you fuck on OF? Assuming they must have met before he went to Italy? Otherwise this just seems so odd.Are they together ? That would be kinda hot if they are. Even hotter if they are in open relationship where Ethan gets as many dick as he can and his bf supports and encourages. Just fantasies....![]()
We don't know the background. Let me have fantasiesIt's hot to shack up with the first dude you fuck on OF? Assuming they must have met before he went to Italy? Otherwise this just seems so odd.
Is there a page dedicated to his ex I wonderThink Ethan was used to big dick or at least big balls slapping against his ass because in the pick from when they were together, Mark looks like he's packing.
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Is there a page dedicated to his ex I wonder
Are you being facetious? Or is it a genuine question?
If YOU have to ask that make me wonderAre you being facetious? Or is it a genuine question? Lul