Ethan Wacker

Let's get back to the important issues such as Ethan's future career in the halls of justice

(Wacker approaches the bench)
"Your Honor if it please the court, this one's... for the ladies"
*rips off dress shirt to reveal oversized pecs, jury goes wild as strip club beat drops, heart emojis float across room*
 
:heart_eyes::laughing::kissing_heart:
Let's get back to the important issues such as Ethan's future career in the halls of justice

(Wacker approaches the bench)
"Your Honor if it please the court, this one's... for the ladies"
*rips off dress shirt to reveal oversized pecs, jury goes wild as strip club beat drops, heart emojis float across room*
Well if he is one of the lawyers i will gladly do jury service :heart_eyes::joy:
 
Dont short kids get put on growth drugs these days? His parents should have done that if he was going into acting. Oh well, he got 9/10 for everything else going in life.
 
LMAO.... peoples lust will have them imagining things, LOL
Dont short kids get put on growth drugs these days? His parents should have done that if he was going into acting. Oh well, he got 9/10 for everything else going in life.
I hope his or anyone else’s parents wouldn’t do that without some kind of compelling medical reason. Yikes.
 
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