Ethan Wacker

I hope his or anyone else’s parents wouldn’t do that without some kind of compelling medical reason. Yikes.

My aunt took my cousin to numerous doctors when he was younger because his father was tall and he was short. Of course that might have been because she was short, but there was no convincing her of that.

He’s still short, btw lol
 
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In America they can cure short man syndrome idk about your country.
Good grief he’s not a midget. You’re not “broken” if you’re not tall. I think it would be sick if someone’s parents “modified” their kid to fit some role. I’m sorry that your BFF Ethan isn’t your ideal height. Get over yourself.
 
Good grief he’s not a midget. You’re not “broken” if you’re not tall. I think it would be sick if someone’s parents “modified” their kid to fit some role. I’m sorry that your BFF Ethan isn’t your ideal height. Get over yourself.
Don’t even waste your breath, that guys an asshole and isn’t satisfied with anyone unless they are to his ideal perfect unrealistic standards, all he does is complain about peoples appearances
 
Good grief he’s not a midget. You’re not “broken” if you’re not tall. I think it would be sick if someone’s parents “modified” their kid to fit some role. I’m sorry that your BFF Ethan isn’t your ideal height. Get over yourself.
I pre-empted your faux outrage by stating he already had 9/10 on features. Aside from you, evidently, nobody is perfect. Chill the fuck out :)
 
Don’t even waste your breath, that guys an asshole and isn’t satisfied with anyone unless they are to his ideal perfect unrealistic standards, all he does is complain about peoples appearances
Wrong. People can be short, and question it. Sorry to insult your god idol.
 
I pre-empted your faux outrage by stating he already had 9/10 on features. Aside from you, evidently, nobody is perfect. Chill the fuck out :)
Haha, defensive much? 9/10 is good, but boy your 1 is a doozy. Thinking his parents should have given him growth hormones is creepy as fuck. Just my $.02. If you’d like to take another baseless personal swipe at me, have at it.
 
Haha, defensive much? 9/10 is good, but boy your 1 is a doozy. Thinking his parents should have given him growth hormones is creepy as fuck. Just my $.02. If you’d like to take another baseless personal swipe at me, have at it.
Nah too easy ;) wouldn’t want to be cast as an Ethan Heratic by you. I’m sure he’d be so grateful for your coming to his defense against “creeps” on a site about his junk lol
 
Ethan’s workout pics are amazing, but I can’t wait for him to head back to Hawaii and start surfing and hiking shirtless again. ;-)
I hope there will be a slow mo of him running commando on the beach in satin shorts.