Ever been foot tapped?

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What if he's tapping his foot just to let everyone know that the lock is broken and the toilet is in use?


The universal code to inform others in the restroom that your stall is occupied is a cough, as if clearing your throat, or a "courtesy flush," whether it is needed or not. :smile:

A toe tapping should never be mistaken as anything else! :paranoid:!!

For further reference, here is an instructional video at youtube that covers the subject of Men's Restroom Etiquette. :cop:
 

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I always thought that yanking and tearing toilet paper was the universal signal that a stall was being occupied. Oops.

Now please, don't get me wrong here, but I have a really embarrassing problem.

This is totally true.

When I lift my butt to wipe, my right foot begins tapping automatically, uncontrollably. It's like with a dog when you scratch it in just the right place. Some kind of sympathetic nerve goes off and my foot begins tapping like I'm Fred Astaire. It's awful! At home it's not a big deal, but in mens' rooms... yeesh.

It's even worse on the slightly higher handicapped toilets! I have to be very careful or else my right leg just goes off no matter what I'm doing. The only way to stop it is to straighten my leg in front of me and THAT looks completely wrong from any outside perspective.

I hate mens' rooms.
 

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I always thought that yanking and tearing toilet paper was the universal signal that a stall was being occupied. Oops.

Now please, don't get me wrong here, but I have a really embarrassing problem.

This is totally true.

When I lift my butt to wipe, my right foot begins tapping automatically, uncontrollably. It's like with a dog when you scratch it in just the right place. Some kind of sympathetic nerve goes off and my foot begins tapping like I'm Fred Astaire. It's awful! At home it's not a big deal, but in mens' rooms... yeesh.

It's even worse on the slightly higher handicapped toilets! I have to be very careful or else my right leg just goes off no matter what I'm doing. The only way to stop it is to straighten my leg in front of me and THAT looks completely wrong from any outside perspective.

I hate mens' rooms.

Yes, so do I, necessary evil that they are. What really gets me are the deplorable manners and lack of hygeine used by individuals that can make a toilet completely unusable. YUCK! :eek: What do their homes look like? :mad:

And, yes, the tearing of paper, or spinning the roll loudly is also a sign. :biggrin1:
 

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Family restrooms are great! They'e huge! Perfect place to start a family.
ROTFLMAO


Yeah I know, Saw this guy desoniding a baby at Wegmans today
Uhm, what exactly is desoniding? Is that some newfangled term for changing a diaper? :confused:


shit, so if im listening to music while taking a crap i should make sure i dont tap my foot or else some us senator will burst in with his dick out?
That is correct. Don't even turn on your iPod.:redface:
 

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Wow, YJ, this is so SICK!

I'm not saying that restroom sex is right or wrong, but WHY are the police and politicians so worried about "fornification" and other "offal" deeds? When did the government appoint themselves are our moral leaders? ANd why do we let them do it?

I'm going to have to read up on the history of this because it's BIZARRE!

There's a LOT of money in drugs and sex. Our country would be so much better off financially if we were to MAKE money "taxing" sex and drugs instead of spending millions (billions?) trying to get rid of sex and drugs. (And letting mafia type organizations make the money and skip all the taxes)

My only point of agreement with "moral" law is to protect children. Why? Because I believe that children should have a "safe space" to develop their personality and sexuality.

But if mothers and caregivers knew that "such and such" park was a "hotspot", guess what? They wouldn't go there.

And unless they're pedophiles, sex seekers would be more than happy to stay away from playground type areas.

It's sort of like free markets and free enterprise -- let the citizens work it out for themselves, for goodness sake! Most parents and teachers and caregivers are NOT stupid (unless they're related to Jeff Foxworthy) (just kidding)

I can't ever remember being horny in a restroom except when I was in junior high, & then I jerked off there because it was the only private place & I was horny as fuck all the time. It seems a little weird to me though cops would try to entrap horny guys. It's the same as entraping johns on the street by pretending to be hookers.
 

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ROTFLMAO


Uhm, what exactly is desoniding? Is that some newfangled term for changing a diaper? :confused:


That is correct. Don't even turn on your iPod.:redface:
Desonide is an old fangled cream for diaper rash.