Ever Lost A Size Contest?

Never been in any kind of cock contest. Guess I am just content with who I am and what I have and not that impressed by feeling that I am the biggest at any given moment (which circumvents being crushed when you find out you aren't).
 
This reminds me of a wedding that I went to in Australia once.

When it came time to decide which of the guys got to take of the garter all single men had to lay there tools on a table. The bride moved along and gave three quick strokes with the palm of her hand to each member. The one that was the biggest got to take off the garter.

Was a fun day.


For all.
 
A few times at parties once was to see who got a blowjob by this very hot girl. The smallest guy wouldnt get one and could only watch heh.
 
Pappy said:
I've been in contest before and I don't recall ever being beaten. It's been close a few times but never been beat.:biggrin1:

I guess nobody can beat your meat, Pappy.
 
Matthew, once again you make me smile...
And Pappy, I'll challenge you to a contest any day! Sure you have a bigger dick... But I'll be happy just to be viewing it. So who's the real winner there?

*cough* Yeah, I guess you would be.
 
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dirtyde said:
This reminds me of a wedding that I went to in Australia once.

When it came time to decide which of the guys got to take of the garter all single men had to lay there tools on a table. The bride moved along and gave three quick strokes with the palm of her hand to each member. The one that was the biggest got to take off the garter.

Was a fun day.


For all.

WOW! Cool game! Capitalist Americans just throw money at the bride for her garter...YOU AUSTRALIANS ROCK!!!