Excessive Facials

Coming from someone who recently started the "genital disappearence" stupid mock-stupid thread here, I don't think you have a leg to stand on to cop such a high-and-mighty attitude.
Coming from someone who responded to a post I made in March 2009 by accusing me of copping a high and mighty attitude, you don't have a leg to stand on to cop such a high-and-mighty attitude.

The jokes are not stupid. They're aimed at stoners like you who are too stoned or stupid to see that they're aimed at stoners like you.

Now, fuck off. This thread is still not a women's issue, and I am not the one who resurrected it, fuckwit.
 
This works for me.... Let me know in advance please. I am sure we will discuss during foreplay my desire to see your artwork on my face (and other body parts)

I like surprises sometimes (like on my birthday, Christmas, etc.) but THIS? nah... I need to be ready for the onslaught. :tongue:
Deal! ;)
 
It is normal for guy my husband and I arrange sex with over the internet to store up before meeting me. Most guys want to cum multiple times when they are with a new woman so storing up assures that. Anyhow, I expect to be drenched and I let the guy pick where he wants to shoot which is most often all over my face for their first load and in me for their second.
 
Well, after quite some time I thought I would read this thread once again :wank:

In all fairness, it is a tw4t's trick to unleash a monsoon on an unsuspecting face for personal pleasure - but hey, worse things happen in life.

The most interesting thing about this thread is this - the realisation that the self-imposed "lpsg police" known as Madmoiselle somethingorother has been banned herself..........my sides are splitting :09:

It was the case that every post had to be vetted by her and permission granted to have an opinion - it was a self-imposed ivory tower type stance. My question is this - how far was it when you fell from cloud nine? :nana:
 
Every conversation seems to get so heated in all the wrong ways. ;)
 
my goodness, you're a sad little fucker.

over a year later? what, paper anniversary of you being a feckless twat?




excellent self portrait
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Good man, or woman (who knows).....but there is always one little fishy who gets reeled in good and proper - reel em in, reel em in, as they always bite :hump:

I am guessing pretty much that you instantaneoulsy replied to my posting simply owing to the fact that you are an internet forum troll with no real life. Over 8000 posts to date and no doubt reaching 10,000 by the end of this month.

Tell me, how is it? - Sitting eagerly by your PC in your skanky duds waiting for a notification that a message has been posted so you can reply with one hand and your trumpet in another? Or maybe sitting with your laptop balanced on your knees while you joust quickly to every post?

I bet there is a musty smell too, a nearly empty 1litre can of coke and numerous empty packets of sweets nearby. I bet you are quite fuckin average to ugly and rotundly overweight - a necessary pre-cursor for your virtual life.

Do me a favour and do some more of this :shhh: and a little less of your virtual monkey spanking :3822733875wackit:

I'll give it 6 minutes tops before you reply from your spunk rag laden cesspit......

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