favorite line of the day

[Roark1976]

"it's like prison rape when we have sex"
- a friend describing his new boyfriend, apparently a mulehung boy from new jersey.

add yours.

 

[D_Letha Weapons]

"...getting more trim than a barbershop floor..."

I read that on The Onion last night, and I laughed out loud.

 

[mariamluvsEMbig]

this isn't a sexual quote but a friend of mine got a text like this lastnight "i heard the cops are out looking for a stud and a retard...they just arrested me so you better get your crayons and helmet and get out of town..."

 

[B_theOtherJJ]

"it's like prison rape when we have sex"
- a friend describing his new boyfriend, apparently a mulehung boy from new jersey.

add yours.

Is that another brilliant Pearl of Wisdom from John Mayer ????

 

[Captain Elephant]

"My dry spell has lasted so long that if I suddenly became ambidextrous I could be arrested for polygamy."

 

[fcnate]

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." -- Billy Crystal

 

[Mastur]

Go fuck your hand...
(a classic favourite)

 

[petite]

From my sex blog here on LPSG:

I guess I could ask him to wear a mask or something, but with my luck that would backfire and I'd have a brand new kink.

 

[B_blackrabbit]

"keep it dark, like black pudding"...... a comment from a 90 year old lady about free socal care

 

[petite]

"Yeah, so we can't do a lot of sexual positions or lots of other things... But look on the bright side, at least I've got a large cock!" - TheBoyfriend

 

[mariamluvsEMbig]

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." -- Billy Crystal

lol