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  1. Roark1976

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    "it's like prison rape when we have sex"
    - a friend describing his new boyfriend, apparently a mulehung boy from new jersey.

    add yours.
     
  2. D_Letha Weapons

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    "...getting more trim than a barbershop floor..."

    I read that on The Onion last night, and I laughed out loud.
     
  3. mariamluvsEMbig

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    this isn't a sexual quote but a friend of mine got a text like this lastnight "i heard the cops are out looking for a stud and a retard...they just arrested me so you better get your crayons and helmet and get out of town..."
     
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    Is that another brilliant Pearl of Wisdom from John Mayer ????
     
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    "My dry spell has lasted so long that if I suddenly became ambidextrous I could be arrested for polygamy."
     
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    "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." -- Billy Crystal
     
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    Go fuck your hand...
    (a classic favourite)
     
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    From my sex blog here on LPSG:

    I guess I could ask him to wear a mask or something, but with my luck that would backfire and I'd have a brand new kink.
     
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    "keep it dark, like black pudding"...... a comment from a 90 year old lady about free socal care
     
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    "Yeah, so we can't do a lot of sexual positions or lots of other things... But look on the bright side, at least I've got a large cock!" - TheBoyfriend
     
  11. mariamluvsEMbig

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    lol
     
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