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B_Think_Kink
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Yikes.. that might be the most technical thing I've read in a long while, thanks for the chuckle.
whatireallywant
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:biggrin1: That's hilarious!
Reminds me of the biology major I briefly dated in college who called me a "precious mass of protoplasm". I still get a chuckle over that.
- 36DD,
A "precious mass of protoplasm"? No wonder you dated him briefly! That is just too funny...omg...hey was his name Bishop by any chance?
whatireallywant
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No. Actually, he broke up with me. Apparently I was not socially acceptable enough for him to be seen out in public with, so when he got a car he dumped me for a woman who was almost totally opposite of me (in attitude, not so much in looks). I still crack up over the "precious mass of protoplasm" comment though. I wonder if any other woman has ever been called that?!
And no, his name was not Bishop. I actually had a FWB whose name was Bishop though, but that was much later!
The Dragon
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What a huge belly laugh!!!
I can hear strains of Monty Pythons "Every Sperm Is Good" playing in my head!!!!
I can hear strains of Monty Pythons "Every Sperm Is Good" playing in my head!!!!
- 36DD,
Did he find you to be a "precious mass of protoplasm" as well? My god, that is just too funny...a guy who calls you a "precious mass of protoplasm" has the audacity to think you were not socially acceptable?
whatireallywant
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HA! I never really thought of it THAT way before. :smile: I'd gone through my entire life being "not socially acceptable" so I was pretty much used to it. Of course, that could have been because of the kinds of people I'd always been around, too.
I have no idea what happened to the guy. He started out as an art major, switched to biology, then dropped out of college to do a comedy-troupe act. (He was yet another one of those "intellectual comedian" types I ALWAYS seem to attract...:biggrin1
Maybe that is the reason that some girls get upset and actually that sounds funny too.
homo sapien species... does this really need to be said or is there some other species that you procreate with? Sicko
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This puzzles me.
How in the world, in any NORMAL conversation or dialog interaction, does someone get around to calling a women "female"?
Perhaps....
"... what do females think about shoes? "
"... the females at work said ...."
Or, perhaps:
"Yo, female! Get me a beer!"
"Female, I'm home!"
= = = = = = =
It's just not a common word (except in profiles) -- and on LSPG, "female" can mean anything...
How in the world, in any NORMAL conversation or dialog interaction, does someone get around to calling a women "female"?
Perhaps....
"... what do females think about shoes? "
"... the females at work said ...."
Or, perhaps:
"Yo, female! Get me a beer!"
"Female, I'm home!"
= = = = = = =
It's just not a common word (except in profiles) -- and on LSPG, "female" can mean anything...
This puzzles me.
How in the world, in any NORMAL conversation or dialog interaction, does someone get around to calling a women "female"?
Perhaps....
"... what do females think about shoes? "
"... the females at work said ...."
Or, perhaps:
"Yo, female! Get me a beer!"
I
"Female, I'm home!"
= = = = = = =
It's just not a common word (except in profiles) -- and on LSPG, "female" can mean anything...
I agree that in a conversation this word sounds odd and even funny too.
On LPSG, you can call women females, but for Chrissakes, don't PM them!
Yeah I've actuall heard someone say they don't like that word. It was this hardcore feminist and she said she didn't like "female" cuz it's based on "male", and she didn't like "woman" cuz it's based on "man". I was curious tho and I looked it up and "woman" comes from "wife of man" so you'd have to get rid of the "wo" part too. You'd have to come up w/a totally new word like we should call ourselves fleufs or something.
I think woman and female are fine :smile:.
D_Geffarde Phartsmeller
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I've never met anyone opposed to the word female. So very, very odd. If you get as picky as Tiff said in her example, I think you're just trying to start shit.
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