Festival Urinals: Realising just big the average dick is

[lurker2008]

Hey,

I've just spent 4 days camping at a festival in the UK, and both at my campsite, and at the festival itself, it had these urinals:

Have any of you ever used them before?

The reason for this post is that it's impossible to hide your dick from the people on the left and right of you (and in front if you're 6'2+ tall). Everyone made comments laughing about how intimate it was, but even straight guys were staring at everyones dicks, weird vibe.

The festival was so so busy, so even those that hate urinals/get pee shy, were forced to use them to beat the 30+ min wait for a cubicle. It meant I probably saw 100+ soft cocks over my time there.

The average age at this festival was 20-30yo men and they were mostly fit/in shape too.
I saw SO many 5-6" fully soft cocks, in the 'soft cock pic' thread here it's 95% full of guys with semis, but these were 5-6" fully soft. It was pretty crazy.

I felt tiny, my dick isn't big, i'd say it's on the low end of average, but it really made me realise that either my dick is really small, or the average is bigger than people think?

 

[Evenflow369]

More than likely they were 3 to 4 inches soft. Everybody overestimates size by 1 to 2 inches

 

[lurker2008]

Errr not these ones, a fair few will have been, but I saw some absolute beasts

 

[Evenflow369]

Maybe they are show-ers. That could be more common

 

[Longwood8]

I just posted in another thread about this topic. Being in my late 20s and knowing guys my age and younger and seeing many of my friends all my life and guys in locker rooms it seems soft dicks have gotten larger. I have seen guys on here say the same thing.

 

[VIIby5]

Yep. What we are told is average seems to be absolute hog wash. Your observations about size seems to be more and more common as people are waking up and noticing the lies were being told. According to studies I'm supposed to be well above average in length and slightly above in girth. Yet among a group of friends when I was younger I was always the smallest in length and girth . 2 out of 5 friends were significantly larger. Back then my flaccid was around 4 NBP x 4.2" EG and I have been smaller than probably 90+% of the dicks I have seen. I even had one woman suddenly become reluctant to have sex after seeing it. Another chose a friend over me because of my size. Something isnt adding up...

I have found it incredibly frustrating to be told one thing but for my own eyes and intuition to totally contradict what these "studies" claim. At this point as I keep hearing more and more anecdotes like yours I have my doubts I'm even average.

 

[Don Logan]

You're probably seeing a semi-approaching-erect if the guys are full of beer piss.

To see soft, you'd have to wait another five minutes for the thing to settle down completely.

 

[Hero50]

This thread is hilarious nonsense about size mostly

 

[rope9839]

I had a friend who used to always drop hints about how big his cock was. We were at a festival that had communal outdoor showers. You could see it register on his face when he saw mine. He never brought the topic up again and the innuendos about his appendage stopped, at least around me.

 

[Milkdudd]

Yep. What we are told is average seems to be absolute hog wash. Your observations about size seems to be more and more common as people are waking up and noticing the lies were being told. According to studies I'm supposed to be well above average in length and slightly above in girth. Yet among a group of friends when I was younger I was always the smallest in length and girth . 2 out of 5 friends were significantly larger. Back then my flaccid was around 4 NBP x 4.2" EG and I have been smaller than probably 90+% of the dicks I have seen. I even had one woman suddenly become reluctant to have sex after seeing it. Another chose a friend over me because of my size. Something isnt adding up...

I have found it incredibly frustrating to be told one thing but for my own eyes and intuition to totally contradict what these "studies" claim. At this point as I keep hearing more and more anecdotes like yours I have my doubts I'm even average.

Your anecdotal experience will never outweigh statistics, I'm sorry.

 

[Milkdudd]

I'd definitely say an average cock is, or at least 'looks' bigger than most people imagine. But likewise, most people are really bad at measuring with their eyes. Which is perfectly fine, our survival never hinged off of making the distinction between 1 and 2 inch differences organically, so of course we suck at it. This is the very reason people will see a big dick and think that it was 9-10 inches long when it was between 7-8

That being said, I agree with @Evenflow618 , a lot of those dicks were most likely semi erect, especially if it's a hot, crowded concert. Though I definitely don't doubt a number of those were showers. They were probably closer to 4-5 inches than 5-6 (not trying to invalidate your experience, I'm just saying)

 

[Stokebigdick]

Summer dick! Even though we've had shit weather this summer, everything is hanging down looser! My dick is bigger than most, but on soft my dick and balls are driving me mad cuz I keep sitting on them atm due to it being summer

 

[WilliamG]

Those are some innovative urinals. Can't ever imagine those here in the States, but I could be wrong. Could just imagine some drunk bros getting into a literal pissing match!

As far as size goes... In my cruising world, my 6" cock seems to be about average.

 

[coolestguy]

Those are some innovative urinals. Can't ever imagine those here in the States, but I could be wrong. Could just imagine some drunk bros getting into a literal pissing match!

As far as size goes... In my cruising world, my 6" cock seems to be about average.

No way these will be in the States. I wonder how tall these things are.

 

[tdnet]

I don’t mind using these if it’s the only option available to piss at. I also really like a divider between urinals anyway. I’ve used the ones without a divider, and more often than not, some man will walk up and stand next to me while I’m in a mid-stream piss, and I’ll notice him staring at my very long soft dick.

This can be much longer than a usual darting look, but sorta like a gaze… and sometimes I’ll tell him:
Yey! Look at your own dick! It can be unnerving to me! - What? It’s as if these men have never seen a long dick before?

 

[Jon1971]

I'm still a bit pee shy, and id have trouble using those urinals pictured unless I really had to go very badly.

 

[nomju]

They look very similar to the urinals they had at Bearded Theory festival. While I was pissing there one stranger commented on my big dick.b

 

[ariesgeorge]

When I'm soft my dick isn't big but I've definitely had guys look impressed and flirt with me which seemed very odd to me at the time. Lol. I'm much more of a grower but I guess sometimes guys cocks are kinda semi engorged while they piss. Maybe that's why you thought they all looked big. Or maybe you were drunk? Lol.

Edit: what was the festival?

 

[Whoever1617]

Hey,

I've just spent 4 days camping at a festival in the UK, and both at my campsite, and at the festival itself, it had these urinals:

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Have any of you ever used them before?

The reason for this post is that it's impossible to hide your dick from the people on the left and right of you (and in front if you're 6'2+ tall). Everyone made comments laughing about how intimate it was, but even straight guys were staring at everyones dicks, weird vibe.

The festival was so so busy, so even those that hate urinals/get pee shy, were forced to use them to beat the 30+ min wait for a cubicle. It meant I probably saw 100+ soft cocks over my time there.

The average age at this festival was 20-30yo men and they were mostly fit/in shape too.
I saw SO many 5-6" fully soft cocks, in the 'soft cock pic' thread here it's 95% full of guys with semis, but these were 5-6" fully soft. It was pretty crazy.

I felt tiny, my dick isn't big, i'd say it's on the low end of average, but it really made me realise that either my dick is really small, or the average is bigger than people think?

What’s the festival? A must go for next year

 

[love2compare]

Summer dick - i just learned a new expression!!

I'm freeballing since october. Guess what i noticed most: my soft dick looks quite longer now when i go to pee at an urinal.

It's logic somehow, as it has more hang all day and all the dick skin and flesh is fully relaxed. In a tight undie things are more compacted over a relatively long time and thus the cock looks smaller when it gets air.

At a festival it is much the same like freeballing, guys are in relaxed shorts, dancing and jumping; all those moves relax the penis tissue and it will look bigger than normal. Add some beer and semis and you are truely impressed!

I know such urinals too from marathons and such, they are really cool and you always get to see some stuff hehe

PS re size measuring with your eyes:

i frequently do an exercise with my fingers. Lay your thumbs over your soft dick one after the other starting from your base and count all the way to your glans. Multiply with your thumb width and you will learn to do it with your eyes on other guys to more accurately estimate their sizes...