For Seriously This Time

[Dr Rock]

I'm straight.

that's not what your mother said last night

 

[yhtang]

I'm straight. I've updated my profile to reflect that.

D*mn, you broke my heart.

I'm going to tie you to a chair and make you watch "Wizard of Oz" to un-straighten your mind.

 

[invisibleman]

I keep telling you, my dear...you haven't had anyone do it right yet. Lord knows you want someone to. Lex and I will be over tomorrow night and fuck you until it won't shut anymore.

You are in serious trouble now, Spladle.

 

[B_Spladle]

Sorry I haven't been able to keep up with this thread, guys . . . Sorcerer, Lex and Matthew are wearing me the fuck out. Ugh. Doubt I'll be able to walk straight for a week . . .

 

[jeff black]

Sorry I haven't been able to keep up with this thread, guys . . . Sorcerer, Lex and Matthew are wearing me the fuck out. Ugh. Doubt I'll be able to walk straight for a week . . .

See what happens when you make such proclamations:tongue:

 

[mainer1]

what a hilarious thread!

 

[madame_zora]

The thought of never having your prostate massaged!! Oh the HORROR~!

AHEM, women can do that too, yanno. A finger's a finger, right?

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

AHEM, women can do that too, yanno. A finger's a finger, right?

...or you can say a fist's a fist...

 

[Lex]

AHEM, women can do that too, yanno. A finger's a finger, right?

There is NO finger, my dear Zora, like YOUR finger.

My apologies for having forgotten your succinct knowledge of male g-spots.

 

[invisibleman]

AHEM, women can do that too, yanno. A finger's a finger, right?

Gurlfrend, A Sean Michaels dildo with ThundaVybe action is not a finger. It is a friggin fist of fingas and a forearm. Hehehehe.:tongue:

 

[Freddie53]

Sorry I haven't been able to keep up with this thread, guys . . . Sorcerer, Lex and Matthew are wearing me the fuck out. Ugh. Doubt I'll be able to walk straight for a week . . .

Or ever be straight again.:biggrin1:

 

[D_Humper E Bogart]

And some rare wisdom from myself:

I don't care whether you're gay or straight, it's who you're fucking over that counts.

 

[DC_DEEP]

I don't have a problem with straight guys, as long as they put the moves on me.