Foreclosure

There something you're not telling us? Hahah.

oh did i say eggs?? vodka talking, you know what i meant. doesn't smoking lower your sperm count??

BTW thanks for pointing that out, when i read that post out loud to myself i had a big laugh. eggs. actually i do have eggs, they're somewhere between my prostate and my ovaries.
 
you and me both brother. i've actually been telling my boyfriend to take me to a bank so i can freeze some of my eggs, i'm sure that i won't be able to quit smoking cigarettes in time to prevent the slaughter of half my sperm.

"Then I ram my ovipositor down your throat and lay my eggs in your chest, but I'm not an alien!" - T. Servo
 
"Then I ram my ovipositor down your throat and lay my eggs in your chest, but I'm not an alien!" - T. Servo

Ahahah.
Sounds like that guy who lures girls into cyber sex then does hilariously bizarre things, like responding to a request to roleplay with "I put on my wizard robe and hat." Same guy or something else all together?