funny movie lines

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  1. sleeves18

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    don't know if this has been done but just post a line from a movie that makes you laugh every time you think about it or almost every time and the name of the movie to start things off, "i thought hurricane season was over" pineapple express
     
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    "I want to dip my ladle in your vichyssoise" - The Mask
     
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    SHREK THE THIRD

    Cinderella: Oh, this place is filthy. I feel like a hobo.
    Snow White:
    I'm sorry but this just isn't working for me.
    Sleeping Beauty: Everything's always about you isn't it—not like if you're attitude is helping us, Snow.
    Snow White: Well maybe it just bothers you that I was voted "Fairest In The Land".
    Rapunzel: Oh, you mean in the rigged election?
    Snow White: Oh give me a break! Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down thy golden EXTENSIONS.
    Queen: Ladies, let go of your petty complaints and lets work together.

    That one always cracks me up every time.
     
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    This one from Smokey and the Bandit always gets me:
    Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"There is no way, no way, that you could come from my loins."
    **sighs**
    "Soon as I get home, the 1st thing I'm gonna do is punch your momma in the mouth."
     
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    "I wouldn't suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen IN YOUR BALLS!"

    - "Female Trouble"
     
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    said to Carroll O'Connor in a long forgotten movie: "be careful or yul shoot your balls off"

    Mel Brooks in History of the World, Part I: "It's great to be the king!"
     
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    "I'll have what she is having." from When Harry met Sally...
     
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    Where the white women at?

    -Blazing Saddles
     
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    " I eat the pussy. I eat the butt. I eat every motherfuckin thang!" -Samuel Jackson in True Romance
     
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    "Oh really, okay,well maybe we should tell that to rainman because he practically bankrupt a casino and he was a Re-tard."
    "A what?"
    "He was a re-tard."
    "Retard."
    The Hangover
     
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    these are good i got another one from the outtakes from out cold "this suit is really cramping my hardy boys and its no mystery."
     
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    what if Im giving him a rusty trombone and he trys to turn me over and do a dirty sanches on me?

    strangers with candy
     
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