So Christians are not allowed to have a large penis or to have a draw to large penises, both of which are unavoidable accidents of nature or nurture?
Why is hardly anyone on this site capable of thinking logically?
Dear Malakos (which, by the way, means wanker or fool in modern Greek slang),
If you had any knowledge of what the values of Christianity are, you would know that the greatest sin in that religion is PRIDE, and this site pretty much revolves around phallic pride and its obverse, envy ( in the form of penis envy)--also a sin. Jeezus said the kingdom of god lies within--not between your legs. I really don't think that Big J would think much of SPH, BDSM, cucks, horses, bulls, fornication, and adultery, all of which get some pretty positive air time here. If Big J was anything, he was
Not Carnal: he never married, dated, jacked off, or fucked, according to the christian scriptures--he was not even nice to his mommy (see the account of the marriage ar Cana). His wonkytalk disciple Paul was a celibate who advised that if you can't be celibate, it's better to marry than to burn--not a high value on marriage or human sexuality...
Mary ever Virgin is not really the right role model for women who frequent this site, and for Christians, the only Lesbians who count are inhabitants of the isle of Lesbos (Lesvos in modern Greek) who attend Sunday service. BTW, Jesus would not have posted to the thread How Many Girls Have You Fucked--nor would he consider doing so. Can you imagine Christ with a buttplug? or the Virgin Mary in a MMF threeway? Or everyone at The Last Supper having it off? The answer to the question WWJD wouldn't address anal, cunnilingus, jacking off, clitoral masturbation, doggy style, pounding the cervix, porn, or boner pills. And yes, sigh, to answer another preoccupation of LPSGers, Jeezus was cut... Did John dock with James? Did Barnabas cornhole Mary Magdalene? Did Jeezus suffer from low T, or was he closeted? A christian LPSGer is a contradickshun.
I am not a christian, and other than the art it produced, I think christianity is pretty much bankrupt with a terrible history.
Go ask Mike Huckabee or Rick Santorum, both pious christians, how often they jack and do they wank at work. Maybe they'll let you clean 'em off... Bye bye, Malakos/fool/wanker. And by the way, Jeezus is on record for hating hypocrites.