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madame_zora said:
You fucked it up Shelby, you forgot to whine.

I hate it when people take our whining seriously as if they didn't realise that we actually just have no lives and high sex drives.

Busted.

I'll try to make up. It's fucking raining again.:crying:
 

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You're running late, there's a huge queue slowly getting through the one working tube barrier...you finally get to the front ticket in hand....you're being pushed from behind and it's then and only then does the woman in front (sorry, it's always a woman) decide to open her bag to try and find her ******* ticket :mad:
 

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Oh shit i pluck my left eyebrown thinner than my right one...oh my god...what i gonna do what i gonna do...

:eek:
 

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alex8 said:
Plant some triffids to get revenge. :rolleyes:

Triffids was a great story. I still remember it.

...oh...wait...I neglected to whine...ok... here goez:

I got stuck in heavy traffic having to drive behind a city bus. Those damn things stop at every corner and block traffic. They're smelly and noisy and slow and....yada ...yada...yada...
 

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tallguypns said:
After spending 10 minutes attempting to chat on gay.com I'm thoroughly disgusted with gay people. I may not be what most of them are looking for sexually but fuck off if you cant have a conversation with me. At least you people here laugh at my jokes. (sometimes)

*cue nervous and confused laughter* :rolleyes:
 

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tallguypns said:
After spending 10 minutes attempting to chat on gay.com I'm thoroughly disgusted with gay people. I may not be what most of them are looking for sexually but fuck off if you cant have a conversation with me. At least you people here laugh at my jokes. (sometimes)

Same response I get on straight dating sites (substitute months for minutes) - so it can't be the gay thing
 

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tallguypns said:
After spending 10 minutes attempting to chat on gay.com I'm thoroughly disgusted with gay people. I may not be what most of them are looking for sexually but fuck off if you cant have a conversation with me. At least you people here laugh at my jokes. (sometimes)
<auto-whine>

Don't be disgusted with gay people, be disgusted by the fact that a once-vibrant site (gay.com) has been transformed into one of the internet's prime shit-holes. :smile:

</auto-whine>

<blah>

In other news: maybe you'd have more success if you could find the fucking comma on your keyboard, tallguy. :wink: :kiss:

</blah>
 

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alex8 said:
<auto-whine>

Don't be disgusted with gay people, be disgusted by the fact that a once-vibrant site (gay.com) has been transformed into one of the internet's prime shit-holes. :smile:

</auto-whine>

<blah>

In other news: maybe you'd have more success if you could find the fucking comma on your keyboard, tallguy. :wink: :kiss:

</blah>

My comma key has been replaced by a{fuckoff} you guessed it{fuckoff} fuckoff key.:tongue:
 

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tallguypns said:
After spending 10 minutes attempting to chat on gay.com I'm thoroughly disgusted with gay people. I may not be what most of them are looking for sexually but fuck off if you cant have a conversation with me. At least you people here laugh at my jokes. (sometimes)

Are you sure you are gay? Because you should know that gay.com does not represent the gay community in any shape form or fashion. I use gay.com alot and know what to expect. You simply have to have your finger on the ignore button constantly. It's a good site for a bi guy like myself, I'm far from emotionaly upset by the things said there. But when a guy is horny and nice, its a good place to find a play friend.