General Purpose Whining Thread

[Roadster Steve]

Why can't this be exactly the thread I was looking for to whine on?

-Steve

(Pssst: B.C. Overstuffed napkin holders! What is it about them that makes me clamp my tongue down and start walking to the gun shop? And what am I doing in that "restaurant" in the first place?)

 

[naughty]

PLEASE!

Everytime you get too many of y'all together in one room you start losing your minds! Pick up the pizza boxes, bear cans, and other biology experiments up off the floor and counter tops. Unglue yourselves from the video games, Put your eye watering socks back on your funkatrocious feet and get in there and wash some dishes!

 

[Pecker]

PLEASE!

Everytime you get too many of y'all together in one room you start losing your minds! Pick up the pizza boxes, bear cans, and other biology experiments up off the floor and counter tops. Unglue yourselves from the video games, Put your eye watering socks back on your funkatrocious feet and get in there and wash some dishes!

But, naughty honey, when I wash my Dixie plates they come apart in the water!

 

[SpeedoGuy]

PLEASE!

Everytime you get too many of y'all together in one room you start losing your minds! Pick up the pizza boxes, bear cans, and other biology experiments up off the floor and counter tops. Unglue yourselves from the video games, Put your eye watering socks back on your funkatrocious feet and get in there and wash some dishes!

OMFG that is just about the funniest admonition I've heard in a while. But you forgot to tell us to also put away the powertools, porno mags and handguns.

And, for your information naughty, my socks don't stink. I wash them at least once a month. In the sink. So put that in your pipe and smoke it.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

PLEASE!

Everytime you get too many of y'all together in one room you start losing your minds! Pick up the pizza boxes, bear cans, and other biology experiments up off the floor and counter tops. Unglue yourselves from the video games, Put your eye watering socks back on your funkatrocious feet and get in there and wash some dishes!

Awe, but Naughty, hon', I almost had high score and the pizza isn't lookin' too much like a penicillin specimen, and my socks can't be that bad yet and...... AWWWW, THE HELL WITH IT!! gimme a trash bag.