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9 of the Most WTF Details from the College Admissions Scandal Court Docs
Yesterday we all found-out there was no Santa Claus, Easter Bunny or meritocracy when it comes to the hyper-competitive race to enter the top colleges in the U.S. Yup, even if your kid was as dumb as a box of rocks, all you had to do was contact a guy in west Newport Beach operating out of his 5,500 square-foot house and he'd grease the right coaches and administration officials. Bingo, Johnny or Janey was now a freshman at USC or Stanford University. Why is anyone surprised?
To spice-up this latest college corruption scandal, the men in suits before the microphones announced that actresses Felicity Huffman and Lori Loughlin were among the haul of affluent parents they got the goods on paying-out mucho "quatloos" to one William Singer and his Key Worldwide Foundation. Singer offered a variety of ingenious methods to circumvent all the orthodox ways to impress on a college entrance application. Loughlin and her husband Massimo Giannuli used a well-known athletic method at USC (with a swim coach's blessing) to create the illusion their daughter Olivia Jade was a little Diana Nyad and indispensable to the Trojan's swim team.
William Singer had every angle covered. For example, if someone's son had never set-foot in a pool than he merely photoshopped a blurry image of Theopolos Snerd onto a body like Olympian Michael Phelps for evidence on the entrance application. On SATs and ACTs errant answers were corrected afterward so a Densa could become a Mensa.
I'm disappointed. Why? Because as a sophomore in high school my buddy's 17-year-old brother got us into see an R-Rated movie called Secret Admirer. Among the high points of the flick was a full-frontal of a young Kelly Preston, complete with big boobs and a fabulous bush plus an unbelievably cute Lori Laughln. Loughlin was twenty-two at the time, wholesome and hot and everything a young stud like myself wanted in a babe. It's tough to see a teen fantasy image like that disappear into a morass of middle-age scandal.
Yesterday we all found-out there was no Santa Claus, Easter Bunny or meritocracy when it comes to the hyper-competitive race to enter the top colleges in the U.S. Yup, even if your kid was as dumb as a box of rocks, all you had to do was contact a guy in west Newport Beach operating out of his 5,500 square-foot house and he'd grease the right coaches and administration officials. Bingo, Johnny or Janey was now a freshman at USC or Stanford University. Why is anyone surprised?
To spice-up this latest college corruption scandal, the men in suits before the microphones announced that actresses Felicity Huffman and Lori Loughlin were among the haul of affluent parents they got the goods on paying-out mucho "quatloos" to one William Singer and his Key Worldwide Foundation. Singer offered a variety of ingenious methods to circumvent all the orthodox ways to impress on a college entrance application. Loughlin and her husband Massimo Giannuli used a well-known athletic method at USC (with a swim coach's blessing) to create the illusion their daughter Olivia Jade was a little Diana Nyad and indispensable to the Trojan's swim team.
William Singer had every angle covered. For example, if someone's son had never set-foot in a pool than he merely photoshopped a blurry image of Theopolos Snerd onto a body like Olympian Michael Phelps for evidence on the entrance application. On SATs and ACTs errant answers were corrected afterward so a Densa could become a Mensa.
I'm disappointed. Why? Because as a sophomore in high school my buddy's 17-year-old brother got us into see an R-Rated movie called Secret Admirer. Among the high points of the flick was a full-frontal of a young Kelly Preston, complete with big boobs and a fabulous bush plus an unbelievably cute Lori Laughln. Loughlin was twenty-two at the time, wholesome and hot and everything a young stud like myself wanted in a babe. It's tough to see a teen fantasy image like that disappear into a morass of middle-age scandal.