Gift you were given

[cofrader]

I found a weird post were you given strange gifts? Had any effect?
On the second page appears a spell, did you ever dated a farmer sorcerer?

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[EllieP]

I will accept any and all cheese gifts. Parmigiano reggiano, gorgonzola, or pecorino romano preferred, but I wouldn't turn my nose at a good quarter wheel of Swiss. And of course Brie is always in good taste.

 

[TinyPrincess]

Cheese... Just need red wine or port now...

 

[cofrader]

If all fails go cheesy?

 

[Holly Doors]

I'd love a wheel of cheese as a gift

 

[englad]

I will accept any and all cheese gifts. Parmigiano reggiano, gorgonzola, or pecorino romano preferred, but I wouldn't turn my nose at a good quarter wheel of Swiss. And of course Brie is always in good taste.

What about Double Gloucester with an extremely long no disclaimer form?

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[EllieP]

What about Double Gloucester with an extremely long no disclaimer form?

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They make the running of the bulls look tame!

I'd prefer a single, but thank you.

 

[cofrader]

What about these?

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[EllieP]

What about these?

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Yep, the gloves would stay on for sexy time.

"Oh, you can't reach orgasm when I use these? Well, welcome to the club."

 

[Candyapplecurvybae]

Lol yeah I suppose it's the thought that counts

 

[Oldcowboy]

Many of my lady friends are cowgirl/outdoor types—-I give away stuff, some of these I’ve had relationships with but—maybe oddly?——most of this stuff was given when we were pretty much just friends—-and for a need/reason

A John Deere tractor.
Filson coat.
Pigskin gloves
Load of Timothy grass hay—and block of ‘horse nutrition lecture’—lol
Man’s longunderwear bottoms—with female ‘pissculator’—well, it was long days, little shelter …
14 oz framing hammer
Week in Geneva—fancy suite, bought her everything to make her shine 9and be at ease in setting). I needed her experience and class—she needed a different environment—including being treated with respect——But entirely platonic—-

And assorted $$ and various ‘lady perks’—but pretty much when I thought they might be needed —

 

[seventiesdemon]

Many of my lady friends are cowgirl/outdoor types—-I give away stuff, some of these I’ve had relationships with but—maybe oddly?——most of this stuff was given when we were pretty much just friends—-and for a need/reason

A John Deere tractor.
Filson coat.
Pigskin gloves
Load of Timothy grass hay—and block of ‘horse nutrition lecture’—lol
Man’s longunderwear bottoms—with female ‘pissculator’—well, it was long days, little shelter …
14 oz framing hammer
Week in Geneva—fancy suite, bought her everything to make her shine 9and be at ease in setting). I needed her experience and class—she needed a different environment—including being treated with respect——But entirely platonic—-

And assorted $$ and various ‘lady perks’—but pretty much when I thought they might be needed —

You forgot the 12 Gauge. Shame on you.