Girls Night Out

[Rikter8]

Why females should avoid a girls night out after
> they are married!..The other night I was invited out for a night
> with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by
> midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas
> went down way too easy.Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
> Just
> as I got in the door,the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and
> cuckooed 3
> times. Quickly,realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed
> another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
> quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
> (Even when totallysmashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos
> = MIDNITE!)The! next morning my husband asked me what time I
> got in, and I told him"Midnight." He didn't seem
> pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with thatone!Then he
> said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why?, he
> said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then
> said, "Oh. shit.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's
> throat,cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice
> more, and then tripped over the coffee table
> and farted."

 

[ClaireTalon]

FAN-TAS-TIC!

What other ways could she have used to mask her late appearance?

I think she should have smashed a window and then scream and run through across the front lawn like she was chasing a burglar off.