Girls Night Out

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  1. Rikter8

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    Why females should avoid a girls night out after
    > they are married!..The other night I was invited out for a night
    > with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by
    > midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas
    > went down way too easy.Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
    > Just
    > as I got in the door,the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and
    > cuckooed 3
    > times. Quickly,realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed
    > another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
    > quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
    > (Even when totallysmashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos
    > = MIDNITE!)The! next morning my husband asked me what time I
    > got in, and I told him"Midnight." He didn't seem
    > pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with thatone!Then he
    > said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why?, he
    > said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then
    > said, "Oh. shit.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's
    > throat,cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice
    > more, and then tripped over the coffee table
    > and farted."
     
  2. ClaireTalon

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    FAN-TAS-TIC!

    What other ways could she have used to mask her late appearance?

    I think she should have smashed a window and then scream and run through across the front lawn like she was chasing a burglar off.
     
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