Goats

[Enid]

How Many Goats? What will your dowry be?

 

[MickeyLee]

How Many Goats? What will your dowry be?

10. Marriage material. Natalie Portman, is that you?
acceptable if the goats are baby angora goats

 

[Enid]

10. Marriage material. Natalie Portman, is that you?
acceptable if the goats are baby angora goats

9. You are almost the most beautiful girl here.

 

[MickeyLee]

9. You are almost the most beautiful girl here.

if we married each other we'd have an army of goats.
ninja skilled goats.
sooooooo sha-weet!

*gives Ms. Enid one of my goats, cuz she is so a 10 goat chica*

 

[B_Hickboy]

10. Marriage material. Natalie Portman, is that you?
acceptable if the goats are baby angora goats

They're so cuuuuuute!

 

[vince]

Goats make great company for happy villagers. It's true.

It is. They are definitely my favourite barnyard animal. So much personality and they don't take shit from anyone.

Was at a roadside tea-joint last month and down the way came a family of hundred or so goats. With the shepard and his Kangal bringing up the rear. Mama goats, baby goats, teenage ninja goats... They just swarmed through the open-air place, walking among the tables checking everything out, hoping for a bite. The ladies had to shoo them away from the kitchen door. The few villagers around were cool like it happens every day; and actually it probably does.

 

[OhWiseOne]

^^^^Do goats make good waiters?^^^^^

 

[D_Bubba_Butter]

^^^^Do goats make good waiters?^^^^^

I don't know, but they make dreadful sommeliers.

 

[B_Hickboy]

^^^^Do goats make good waiters?^^^^^

No, but they make delicious curry.

 

[185248]

Are goats really hairy? One for the Hairy old goat.

 

[joyboytoy79]

I don't know what it is about Goats, but they make for the best threads on LPSG. Sheep, no. Cows, nope. Pretty much any bovid, nada. But goats, YES!

LPSGers just like us some goats.

they is pretty cute...

 

[185248]

You know how they use to make a goat cart go faster don't ya? My Dad told me. You use to squeeze their balls. No joke.

 

[MickeyLee]

I don't know what it is about Goats, but they make for the best threads on LPSG. Sheep, no. Cows, nope. Pretty much any bovid, nada. But goats, YES!

LPSGers just like us some goats.

they is pretty cute...

is rumored the Welsh members prefer sheep.
*read it on the intorwebs has to be true facts*

 

[vince]

^^^^Do goats make good waiters?^^^^^

In New York, yeah they do.

 

[D_Bubba_Butter]

is rumored the Welsh members prefer sheep.
*read it on the intorwebs has to be true facts*

As a Britisher, I can confirm this is absolutely true!!


(Not Welsh myself.)

 

[petite]

Pygmy Goats Perform Heathen Dance to Hall & Oates

Baby pygmy goats. Skweeee!

 

[NotSoDumb_Blonde]

is rumored the Welsh members prefer sheep.
*read it on the intorwebs has to be true facts*

Yeah there Mickeylee! I'm Welsh and after a ram smashed my arm inbetween a fence and a gate? I really don't prefer sheep. LOL.

But goats can be a pain in the butt too. Once visited a neighbor and one of her goats got on the hood of my brand new car...Yeah, insurance doesn't cover goat hopping. :wink:

 

[Hoss]

I am very concerned for Charles Ferguson of Greer South Carolina. He has been told to get rid of his goat or go to jail