Good oil based lube?

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  1. TroMag

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    Looking for something petroleum based that is:
    1. more viscous than baby oil
    2. less viscous than petroleum jelly
    3. safe
    4. inexpensive

    This is for masturbation, so latex incompatibility isn't a concern. I like thicker water based lubes (like Maximus) and silicon lube, but that stuff gets expensive if you use a lot of it.
     
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    Olive oil. Extra virgin.

    Though not petroleum based.
     
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    Olive oil works wonders, but not thick enough to be what you are looking for. :frown1:
     
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    Butter or margarine?
     
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    Use JO brand premium silicon verry good not insanely expensive good all around and condom safe as well so in the case that your just jacking with it it becomes a two for, for you.
     
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    never see someone so picky about a specific oil based product
     
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    Have you tried mixing baby oil & petroleum jelly together to make it more... squicky is the word that came into my head, and as I don't have a better alternative at hand, that's what you're getting.
     
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    ^^This.

    Or I have heard of power bottoms using crisco.
     
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    Abolene - it's a face cream AND a lube.

    Supposedly it's what porn people use. I use it myself. Don't go overboard, it turns into liquid and can get messy.
     
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    Have you tried Wet Platinum? It's not oil, but silicon based.

    Not too expensive and a little bit goes a really long way so you don't need to use much.
     
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    Elbow Grease brand - abs. the best jack off lube
     
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    Good idea; I'll give the olive oil a shot. I shouldn't have been so picky about petroleum based. Vegetable base is fine. All I really wanted to do was avoid sex specific lubes because they are expensive.

    As to the silicon suggestions - do any of the brands suggested come even close on a $/oz basis to olive oil? I'm guessing not. I have silicon lube and love it for sex, but for just jacking it, it's a bit pricey.
     
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    A quart of SAE 10w-30
     
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    For the olive oil, remember that's what the Roman used to use to get themselves clean at the baths. Rub it on, scrape it off with strigels. Soft & supple...
     
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    A roman history buff as well!

    Hot damn!
     
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    LOL. While the viscosity is probably perfect, and it is very inexpensive, I'm not sure my cock will react well to all those extra additives.
     
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    coconut oil or palm oil shortening, both are semi-solid at room temp.
    will good nicely sliptastic from body heat.

    if you want you can blend coconut/palm oil with grape seed, olive oil or something like brown rice oil to make a squitchy-sloopy JO lube.

    bonus, is great for ya skin, won't irritate any of more sensitive parts of ya peen.
    some petroleum based lubes can be unfriendly to ya urethra.
     
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    Again try Albolene....It is the best for JO. Leaves your cock feeling soft and pretty LOL. Seriously, it is great. Buy in the makeup remover section at CVS or Walgreen.
     
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    Olive oil is also a carrier oil. It smells good, tastes good, holds heat nicely (it's a small thing, but that's what life is made of, no?), will soak in to the skin, and it'll nourish it too. Even better: You're not dousing your dick with any crazy synthetic chemicals. The only caveat is that it can be a bitch to get out of the sheets.

    I don't often use lube, but when I do it's always a nice, organic olive oil.
     
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    Almond oil mixed with a small bottle of vitamin E. It's the lube if choice for my wife and I.
     
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