Guys to guys junk comments

I've gotten comments in the locker room while I've been soft like "dude why are you at half chub right now?" when I'm actually completely soft. My dick is just large while soft. One of my friends and I talk about our dicks all the time, we've seen each other naked but never did anything together, he knows Im big, I know he's average. Then, theres my best friend and I, and we've sucked each other off. My dick is about a half inch bigger than his, and he complimented me when he saw it the first time.
 
at the local bar with friends , time to let some beer out . Was at the urinal , buddy walks in , stands beside me . I noticed him looking my way , stepped back a bit , changed hands to let him see better . I started to chub up , made sure he saw the foreskin moving as I shook off . He said " nice one "
 
at the local bar with friends , time to let some beer out . Was at the urinal , buddy walks in , stands beside me . I noticed him looking my way , stepped back a bit , changed hands to let him see better . I started to chub up , made sure he saw the foreskin moving as I shook off . He said " nice one "
Hot. Describe the bar / clientele more please?
 
Every so often, I will get asked about my PA in locker room situation. I will stand there naked and answer whatever questions or comments. It is always cool to realize that not only was the guy looking at my dick, he was also comfortable enough to ask questions or comment.
 
Over the years I've gotten quite a few comments on my cock. Its probably due to how big it is soft, a real shower. Its bout 6,5-7 inches and real girthy.

I remember the first time I showered on my new football team. When I came out naked after the shower without a towel on, you could hear a penny drop in the locker room haha. All them were just amazed by it.
 
Over the years I've gotten quite a few comments on my cock. Its probably due to how big it is soft, a real shower. Its bout 6,5-7 inches and real girthy.

I remember the first time I showered on my new football team. When I came out naked after the shower without a towel on, you could hear a penny drop in the locker room haha. All them were just amazed by it.

You owe us a picture of that monster
 
I never get remarks about my cock these days - the last time I can remember one was about 20 years ago in the public lavatory at Liverpool Street Station - and then probably only because I was 18 and in my army uniform. I was on my way back to camp, so I couldn't have taken up the offer, even if I had wanted to!
 
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small town country music bar, old style porcelain urinals , no dividers we were in our mid 20s . Crowd was older locals and our friends
I stopped after a long drive in a small town in West Texas. I needed food and a beer. There was only one place open in this town that served food and alcohol so I went there.
It was like 6 pm so people were getting off work. The Bar/Tavern was fairly large sized and the crowd was all men. The cook was a woman otherwise the bar was 100% male. It was a County in Texas that had been dry for 50 years and had just become wet 3 years before by vote. There were 5 guys in my age range of 21-30 and then the rest were Patrons age 40 or older.
I ordered beer with Jim Beam and coke chaser. When I went to the mens room it had a trough urinal. I had not seen one of those in years so I took a photo. R.jpg
After my first trip to Mens room it seemed like I get followed by someone into the Mens room every time usually one of the 5 younger bar patrons. One thing you forget when you live in a big city is how friendly people can be in small towns. I was not used to having guys I did not know stroll up next to me to take a piss and talk and act like this was totally ordinary. Every time I would try to use the bathroom when it looked to be empty I get followed in by someone who wanted to piss beside me. Usually just one guy but sometimes 2 or 3. It looked something like this a few times:fecbaef173d716b224d461da6e3b3f50--bears.jpg
Believe it or not these guys would talk and a few times make remarks about their cocks.If 4 guys came in to piss the piss trough be tight and the guys all be shoulder to shoulder with thire cocks hanging out. All the while I was drinking and thinking about something like this:piss_0702.jpg

While no one tried to grab mine at the urinal I still kept thinking about it. That was one of the most enjoyable nights I had drinking in a bar with a urinal trough.
 
I'm big but not huge, and a grower so I don't get much comment on my size from people who haven't seen me hard. Soft I look perfectly average unless it's very cold. LOL My grooming has gotten comments though because I keep a neatly trimmed amount of hair over my body as best I can, then go fully smooth for my cock and balls. Used to be smooth all over when I was on the swim team, but I don't have the time or energy to keep that up long term these days. But because my hair is light colored it can appear like I'm smooth from far away anyway. So I've gotten a lot of comments and even some compliments on my shaving over the years. Sadly no offers for assistance, which I'd love to get. LOL
 
A friend from college once commented on mine in front of someone else. We had been changing at gym / after swims, so we had seen each other before, but he never made any comments to me directly. Then one time we were at a birthday party of a mutual friend with around 30 people, mostly guys. I only knew some of the guests attending. My college friend was introducing me to people, and when we got to this one dude he was close friends with from back home, he just said to me "dude, while you have a big dick, you only have the second largest at this party. This guy's (his friend) is crazy huge."
As he was saying it, me and the guy were just looking at each other, not really registering what was being said. luckily it didn't really get awkward as we were slightly drunk, I just replied "haha, being nr. two is perfectly fine with me" and proceeded to shake with the guy.

Another time as a sophomore I was at a house party with some of the incoming freshmen, and we went for a piss. there was only one toilet, so I went in with three guys I recently met. one took a leak in the sink, and the remaining three of us shared the bowl and could clearly see each others d. As we were going at it, one of them said to me "thats a fucking pipe dude!". to be fair I was bigger, but the two others weren't small.
 
I will absolutely comment if I see a mate has a nice dick. The first is likely to be soft at the urinal, gym, changing room, so my comment would depend on what was worth complimenting. I have, on occasion, complimented strangers on their penises and I generally go for, "Nice penis, mate". The reactions have been varied...
 
Have had a few comments at urinals and in changing rooms. Generally they’ve been about my size (as I’m about an inch soft) along the lines of ‘Wow - that’s tiny’ which sounds very mean-spirited, but I genuinely think in the majority of cases it was real surprise and curiosity as they’d not seen a penis my size before and weren’t aware they could be that small.
Actually just as many comments have been about my pubic hair, which I guess shows the changing times, as 20 years ago a bush like mine would have been the norm!
 
The guy I consider to be my best male friend and I have been naked around each other dozens if not hundreds of times. Our 35 year friendship, as they all will, has gone through good times and bad times.

This last summer we spent a good twenty hours just hanging out naked with each other while our wives were off doing other things. I call him Mike in the piece, and Mike sports a nice dick and balls. He's definitely on the high side of average, and I haven't seen his erection, I've "encountered it a few times when I've given him a lower back rub that consisted of him standing leaning on the edge of the jacuzzi while I worked his back while steadying him with a hand just below his navel on his abdomen. The back of his dick slapped my hand a few times when he got hard. We laughed it off, but I was impressed he hit my hand relatively high on his abs.

Something the blog didn't cover - and probably should - is that Mike apparently felt woefully inadequate as a teen. He didn't realize that he's pretty well built until his 20s. I had to laugh that, while I was in really good shape I wasn't a jock and only reasonably hung, I was sexually active five years before he was. The fact this good-looking, strapping guy felt inadequate surprised me. And the fact Mike and I can honestly talk about such things is really, really bonding.
 
When I was a bit younger, I shared a hotel room with a friend and he saw my fully erect cock. He didn't say anything about the size at the time, but a few months later he blurted out of nowhere "You know you've got a really big cock, right?" Never did anything with him, but somehow the next few girls I dated knew I had a big cock before seeing it, and they were all friends with him.
 
I was changing with a good friend after swimming and I saw him naked. He was in pretty good shape and had a decent sized dick. I commented that his workouts were paying off and that he never told me his daddy was a horse. He looked confused then went red when he realized I was commenting on his dick. He laughed said thanks and then said something about me not being bad my self. Nothing sexual, but just a moment between two friends that actually bonded us. After that we were able to have conversations that most guys shy away from. He is still a great friend today.
 
Obviously I’ve gotten a lot of comments and sex clubs and swingers events. But I’m assuming this just means in normal life at the gym and stuff like that. I’ve had lots of comments over the years I think I’ve heard holy shit and what do you feed that thing a lot. What have I was wearing gray sweatpants and the guy said there’s no way that’s real so I shook it and he shut up.