Guys to guys junk comments

[alexsword]

Once me and some friends were watching the soccer championships at a party in the public park, everyone was drunk. Some guys and I went to a nearby hedge to take a leak. As we were standing to the side of a pathway, a group of maybe 12, mostly guys, were walking towards us on the path chanting "show-your-dick!, show-your-dick!" none of my friends were up for the challenge, but they told me "Mate, show them yours". Being pretty drunk, thats what I did. I turned around towards the incoming group as they were close, gave them a nice look and swung it around. The girls shy-squealed, most of the guys were cheering and kept staring, and one guy yelled "what a dick!"

 

[ERSTF]

I once compared with a buddy. When we got it out I was impressed by his. He has a good one. Long, thick, uncut. We got to compare because I had told him that I had compared with many friends before. When I took out mine (while it is not by any means what I would call big) he said "I know now why you compared so much. You always knew you were going to win". I almost came wheb he said that

 

[incher8]

Couple of stories:

-a random dude and I finished working out at the same time in the gym. The shower was a small room with 3 heads. He headed in there and I asked if I was okay if I joined. Of course, he said “okay.” We we’re just bullshitting in the shower and I told him “damn, your girl must love that thing.” He just awkwardly laughed

-my best friend and I jerked off together. He’s by no means small, about 7”. He made comments about my length and girth.

-I had a bunch of friends (all guys) over to drink one summer in college. They decided it would be a good idea to swim in my pool, but didn’t bring their trunks. I went upstairs to put mine on while all of this discussion was happening. I got to the pool, and they were all in there naked. They said it wasn’t fair that I had trunks on while they were naked. They literally took my trunks off of me. Once they were off, I just heard a collective “woah.”

 

[ERSTF]

Couple of stories:

-a random dude and I finished working out at the same time in the gym. The shower was a small room with 3 heads. He headed in there and I asked if I was okay if I joined. Of course, he said “okay.” We we’re just bullshitting in the shower and I told him “damn, your girl must love that thing.” He just awkwardly laughed

-my best friend and I jerked off together. He’s by no means small, about 7”. He made comments about my length and girth.

-I had a bunch of friends (all guys) over to drink one summer in college. They decided it would be a good idea to swim in my pool, but didn’t bring their trunks. I went upstairs to put mine on while all of this discussion was happening. I got to the pool, and they were all in there naked. They said it wasn’t fair that I had trunks on while they were naked. They literally took my trunks off of me. Once they were off, I just heard a collective “woah.”

Dude... I just saw your pics and I understand why people were impressed. In that last story, were you totally soft?

 

[ChicagoPole]

My neighbor was over for drinks last week - we always drink naked. I've just moved into a new place and have a yet to be hung mirror propped up against the wall in the dining room and it offers a good view of anyone from the waist down when walking to the kitchen.

My neighbor commented on how good his cock looked when he passed by it.
"You have a really pretty cock", I told him.
"Thank you," he replied. "It is really nice of you to say that."

It's true - he has a really nice cock. Nice flaccid hang. Good girth on a softie. He went on to comment about how nice it was to receive a casual comment about it.

 

[incher8]

Dude... I just saw your pics and I understand why people were impressed. In that last story, were you totally soft?

Thanks dude! And yeah, I was

 

[HorseHung40's]

Glances from most men... The comments tend to come from the men, who have everything in life - but the big dick. As if commenting on mine will make theirs magically grow.

 

[Chronicjacker]

A good friend, my workout buddy is hung and yes, we've talked about our cocks!

That’s healthy and normal if you ask me.

 

[thickbit]

Once i was at work and showering after my shift ended. My coworker walked in and made a surprise face and told me that i am small.
It hurted me a bit but cant change the fact.

Nothing more comments to mention. But i 've received laughs sometimes at beaches. Hard to ignore those.

 

[Rippedspeedo]

Complements from Fellow swimmers.

 

[Perfectsix]

Nothing more comments to mention. But i 've received laughs sometimes at beaches. Hard to ignore those.

I received a few laughs the other week after swimming in a freezing cold outdoor swimming pool for a dare

 

[sulvca]

I was told that I have a cock that is considered to be able to "Save the Earth".

Not entirely certain what that means. Assuming it means that it's destined to help populate the planet.

Since that comment, my cock has been responsible for adding 2 humans to the planet.

 

[The Little Boy]

Once i was at work and showering after my shift ended. My coworker walked in and made a surprise face and told me that i am small.
It hurted me a bit but cant change the fact.

Nothing more comments to mention. But i 've received laughs sometimes at beaches. Hard to ignore those.

It doesn't look small at all to me, I think your are surrounded by assholes who need to see an optometrist.

 

[thickbit]

It doesn't look small at all to me, I think your are surrounded by assholes who need to see an optometrist.

Well thank you! Altough my flacid size could be vary. 2 inches usually. Hot days have effect on it...but mainly im a grower. And my fatpad is thick...so its not a good combo.
Anyway. I gained much smiles on my flacid cock when it exposed.
Maybe im surrounded by the wrong ppl.

 

[cyrushkcurtis]

I was talking to a fellow in the locker room. I had no idea that he was into dicks. He looked into my eyes, lowered his voice, and said, "You have a big dick."

 

[Longwood8]

I've given and received compliments. Depending on how well I knew the person, I've nodded to them indicating nice dick and I've also said "that's a big dick" or "nice dick", if it was a guy I knew, like a friend or good acquaintance. I never went overboard, except if it was a really good friend and I was joking around about it. My friends would always compliment me all the time and joke around with dick jokes and then proceed to tell any new friend that we made and hung out with.

I've gotten compliments from strangers that ranged the same as I've given and more. One time I was offered a drink from a guy pissing next to me at a club. He glanced over and then stared at it as I pissed. He looked over to me and said, "I'd like to buy you a drink," and then stared back down at my dick. I said nah I'm good thanks, but he asked again looking at my face and dick as he said it. Then asked a third time, and by then I shook off the last drops (except the one that goes in your pants ) and left.

Usually, though, the bold comments came from older guys in bar restrooms and lockerrooms when it would just be me and the guy in there. I've heard "That's a great cock man," to "Look at that thing, you must make the girls scream when that gets going." It's funny and weird how outlandish some of the compliments I get are, considering that I'm not huge by any means.

 

[deleted10497011]

At the gym, I often get approached by strangers about my cock. Something like "nice package bro" and stuff like that

 

[masonjames]

Once i was at work and showering after my shift ended. My coworker walked in and made a surprise face and told me that i am small.
It hurted me a bit but cant change the fact.

Nothing more comments to mention. But i 've received laughs sometimes at beaches. Hard to ignore those.

Your coworker is a dick

 

[masonjames]

I was talking to a fellow in the locker room. I had no idea that he was into dicks. He looked into my eyes, lowered his voice, and said, "You have a big dick."

He was hitting on you

 

[Chronicjacker]

A friend told me once a great way to deflate another’s man pumped up ego at the gym showers is simply while nude, point to his cock and say,gee, that looks like a penis only a lot smaller”
Works like a charm.