Have you ever....

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

No - not by anyone I thought was in any way genuine, anyway

Have you ever fallen off a horse?

Nope, old paint had me on there secure like when I was 5 yrs old.

Have you ever had an 11 yr old cat scratch you for no good reason?

 

[nudeyorker]

Nope, old paint had me on there secure like when I was 5 yrs old.

Have you ever had an 11 yr old cat scratch you for no good reason?

No I'm allergic so we keep our distance...
Ummm....Let's see I have a good one but I'll save it for another thread!
Have you ever had a panic attack on an airplane flight?

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Nope, old paint had me on there secure like when I was 5 yrs old.

Have you ever had an 11 yr old cat scratch you for no good reason?

Bizarrely enough, yes - and bite my elbow.

Have you ever felt stalked and hated by a lover's pet?

 

[ManlyBanisters]

No I'm allergic so we keep our distance...
Ummm....Let's see I have a good one but I'll save it for another thread!
Have you ever had a panic attack on an airplane flight?

No - luckily - I've never had a panic attack at all!

See above post...

 

[nudeyorker]

No - luckily - I've never had a panic attack at all!

See above post...

No...but how could anything man or beast hate you!
Have you ever been stalked by a past lover?

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Bizarrely enough, yes - and bite my elbow.

Have you ever felt stalked and hated by a lover's pet?

Yeah, you'd have never thought you'd see such aggression in a chihuahua(Not Paris's li'l shit of a dog, that hairy rat can't lift it's own leg on a tree with some assistance!)
Have you ever had a lover's pet bite, claw or scratch a personal posession of yours out of spite?

 

[nudeyorker]

Yeah, you'd have never thought you'd see such aggression in a chihuahua(Not Paris's li'l shit of a dog, that hairy rat can't lift it's own leg on a tree with some assistance!)
Have you ever had a lover's pet bite, claw or scratch a personal posession of yours out of spite?

No....Have you ever made childish prank phone calls as an adult?

 

[Drifterwood]

No....Have you ever made childish prank phone calls as an adult?

No, but I am going to now :biggrin1:

Have you ever lied in court?

 

[nudeyorker]

No, but I am going to now :biggrin1: Be careful there is caller ID now!

Have you ever lied in court?

That's a very loaded question to ask a lawyer...I have to take the 5th here! Ok I lied to get out of jury duty!

Have you ever gotten it on with someone in a dressing room at a boutuque or department store?

 

[Drifterwood]

That's a very loaded question to ask a lawyer...I have to take the 5th here! Ok I lied to get out of jury duty!

Have you ever gotten it on with someone in a dressing room at a boutuque or department store?

This is great for jogging the memory - yes - just hands though.

Have you ever been offered a bribe?

 

[nudeyorker]

This is great for jogging the memory - yes - just hands though.

Have you ever been offered a bribe?

Do things like theatre tickets, cruises, cash and expensive dinners count...yes I have and no I did not accept!
Have you ever been carried away by the moment and forgotten to have safe sex?

 

[Drifterwood]

Do things like theatre tickets, cruises, cash and expensive dinners count...yes I have and no I did not accept!
Have you ever been carried away by the moment and forgotten to have safe sex?

Yes, I must admit that I did and quite recently - I went straight for a full set of tests. Bloody alcohol.

Have you ever used a glory hole?

 

[nudeyorker]

Yes, I must admit that I did and quite recently - I went straight for a full set of tests. Bloody alcohol.

Have you ever used a glory hole?

Not a real one at a real place...there was a set up at a sex club...does that count?
Have you ever run into someone you fooled around with at a sex club at a social gathering?

 

[ericbear]

Yes, it happens all the time.

Have you ever run into someone you fucked at a sex party in a social gathering, and they blurted out something about your sexual prowess?

 

[halcyondays]

No

HYE been at a regular (not sex) party where people got so wasted they started talking openly and loudly about how big your cock is?

 

[ericbear]

Yes. A woman at a 4th of July bar party asked me why men stuffed their crotch "like that," so I gave he a quick glimpse to prove that it was all me, and not stuffed. Later, when she was somewhat drunk, she went around telling everyone what she had seen. "It's REAL! I've seen it!"

Have You Ever been just trying to take a piss, but ended up fucking someone bent over the urinal, and it was not during the shooting of a porn scene?

 

[halcyondays]

Yes. It started at the urinal but I fucked him up against the wall in the last stall.

Have you ever been blown in a fitting room?

 

[ericbear]

Of course! One of my boyfriends demonstrated the NYC Macy's technique, where one of you stands with their feet in shopping bags, so the attendant only sees one set of legs under the door.

Have You Ever accidentally pissed on your bathroom ceiling?

 

[deleted1360704]

No

Have you ever visited Canada?

 

[ericbear]

No

Have you ever visited Canada?

Yes, a couple of times. Once with a boyfriend, who would not allow me into the most fun places in Toronto.

Have You Ever had sex in a subway tunnel?