Have You Ever?

[Cooper72]

Yes

HYE bailed on someone in the middle of sex?

 

[hotparesh]

Yes - his wife called

HYE fucked a workman who came to your house (plumber, electrician, satellite)

 

[halcyondays]

Yes. College lad who did my pool.

HYE fucked a salesperson who came to your house?

 

[Cooper72]

No

HYE paid your uber/cab fare with sex

 

[deleted5791141]

No

HYE flirted your way out of a traffic ticket?

 

[halcyondays]

Ha, ha! No. I have been let off with warnings a few times. Was it my smile? White male privilege? Or were they fishing for something more? idk...

Have you ever ridden a bicycle past a cop using a radar gun who informed you of your speed?

 

[eddie63]

No

Have you ever had to do the walk of shame early in the morning??

 

[halcyondays]

No. I feel no shame or guilt about my sex life.

HYE had sex with a guy, dressed in the dark and discovered you were wearing his undies when you got home?

 

[DiamondJoe]

No, I'd be more likely to lose them.

Ever had 4 people working on your cock at once?

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

No, two was my max.

HYE been thrown off one of those merry-go-round things at the playground when you were younger (bonus points if you can remember how far you flew)?

 

[deleted1360704]

No

Have you ever had anything stolen?

 

[Cooper72]

Yes

HYE been falsely accused of stealing something?

 

[DiamondJoe]

Yes! A pair of nail scissors when I was a kid

Have you ever shoplifted?

 

[Cooper72]

No

HYE got food poisoning from someone’s home cooking

 

[DiamondJoe]

Yes, vegetarians cooked scallops for me once. I was sooooo ill all night long

Have you ever had a notifiable disease?

 

[halcyondays]

Yes

Have you caught someone stealing your condoms?

 

[DiamondJoe]

Nope.

Have you ever been caught cheating?

 

[hotparesh]

Nope

HYE tried snowballing?

 

[DiamondJoe]

Yes. Moving on...

Have you ever... gate crashed a party and finished in bed with the host?

 

[halcyondays]

No

Have you ever gone to a party/bar/social event with one person but ended up going home with someone else?