Have You Ever?

Ha, ha! No. I have been let off with warnings a few times. Was it my smile? White male privilege? Or were they fishing for something more? idk...

Have you ever ridden a bicycle past a cop using a radar gun who informed you of your speed?
 
No. I feel no shame or guilt about my sex life.

HYE had sex with a guy, dressed in the dark and discovered you were wearing his undies when you got home?
 
Yes

HYE been falsely accused of stealing something?
 
No

HYE got food poisoning from someone’s home cooking