Have You Ever?

I've never had tequila.

Have you ever watched the British comedy series, "Are You Being Served?"
 
No, mustard stings if it gets on your dickhead.

Speaking of things that come in squeeze bottles, have you ever re-lubed your cock, only to discover after continuing to fuck that you had apparently mixed up the lube and the Purell?
 
No, I've never cleaned anyone out that way.

Have you ever told anyone how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?
 
Can’t say that I have

HYE had the fire department show up at your door because someone called in your backyard bbq as a house on fire
 
No

HYE walked in in your roommate having sex on your couch
 
Yes and joined in to help them finish

HYE planned to sleep with someone but they did or said something to piss you off and you kicked them out first.
 
No. Harry Potter either

HYE binged Star Wars from episode 1 to 9
 
watched in order yes, "binged" by if you mean over say 48 hours, then no.

HYE...inserted something in your ass other than a finger, toilet paper, medical cream etc
 
Yes. I have a couple toys

HYE bought a toy for someone other than yourself