Have You Ever?

Yes, a straight woman who for some reason was hanging out on the patio of a gay bar, and insulted my honor by saying "Why do you guys stuff your pants like that?" She was astonished and impressed...

Have You Ever learned that you were in porn when a stranger walked up to you on the street and said "I'm so glad to meet you! I have your DVD!"
 
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