Hello, new member with a problem

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  1. WHOA_ITS_HUGE

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    Hi, My name is Franz. I am a British African who has a slight issue. My penis is too large. It has a life of its own, honestly, still at 35 I have no need for viagra, as it hardens and becomes erect on its own. Ive been trying to find solutions to shrink my well over grown man stick, but no matter what it remains, draggin me down. It has made me a sexual outcast, I have had to do freak low budget pornography. Please voice some opinions on what i should do. Pic included
    http://tinyurl.com/249uq9

    ^ closest pic i could find my digital camera isnt working
     
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    why don't you try again and do a real introduction. Or should I move this thread to "Funny stuff and jokes"?
     
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    WHOA_INDU_STRIAL_SIZE, calm down its only a commercial hehe ;)
     
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    Please see if Loreena Bobbitt is single and marry her, she'll fix ya right up!

    Oh the influx of the fakers whenever lpsg is publicized somewhere :frown:
     
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    I can't believe how short you are...You must be 5 inches tall...
     
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