Henry Cavill

[deleted2191631]

We’re not saying he doesn’t have bodily functions. Please read through what we’re saying again. We are just saying most, majority, of people don’t think about that kind of thing.

There is nothing to read through! Show me a group of guys who haven't laughed or joked about farting! Or taking a crap?! What's surprising is that you guys are having a clench my pearls moment at such a joke or comment!

 

[1bats]

It doesn’t matter, that stuff isn’t what this thread is for.

 

[holobek]

Apologies if these have been already posted, butt...

(even his toy has a hot ass)

 

[John Tiv Lennon]

Apologies if these have been already posted, butt...

(even his toy has a hot ass)

The toy tho...can get it lol

 

[holobek]

The toy tho...can get it lol

I am corrected: its a sculpture and you can buy it here for $119 when it's back in stock: https://www.kotous.com/retailstore/pre-order-man-of-steel-superman-artfx-statue.html

 

[OdysseyProtocol]

I am corrected: its a sculpture and you can buy it here for $119 when it's back in stock: https://www.kotous.com/retailstore/pre-order-man-of-steel-superman-artfx-statue.html

Sooo..... does that mean somebody had to measure his booty to get the statue accurate?

 

[atma]

You cant argue with logic here sorry. All straight friends suck your dick everytime you are together.

gorl. WHERE THEY AT?! this ain't logic, this a wet dream

 

[Rican84]

Riiight! Cause obviously y'all don't have any guy friends! Otherwise, at some point you've joked about such things! But for this sake, Henry doesn't do any of those bodily functions! He like other celebrity and models just exist! Nothing else

Joke wasn't funny tho


¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[2615951]

lmfao stop ganging up on the poor dude we're all a bit kinky

 

[Rican84]

lmfao stop ganging up on the poor dude we're all a bit kinky

You're right. Let's get back to the topic at hand.

Super butt

 

[albraxon]

Superman (as played by our man Henry) captured as Lex Luthor's sex slave - created by some fan...

 

[Rican84]

Superman (as played by our man Henry) captured as Lex Luthor's sex slave - created by some fan... View attachment 14318191

Lmfaooooo

 

[FrozenAisleDonuts]

 

[1286968]

I have a thing for his armpits

 

[1203991]

I have a thing for his armpits
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His ass omg

 

[Steamer]

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He's just beautiful.
PS my dad used Barbasol.

 

[marlins]

Awesome part of the male anatomy................

 

[Mike wtrs]

 

[Dark Horse]

His thighs could crush me.

 

[lubafa]

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