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My dear fellow, the lady always has a choice. I simply defend her freedom to make that choice. It is not offence but kidnapping (just as I was about to get dirty!) Let us hope some maiden comes in to join you in the pile to curb your enthusiasm for the Fair Lady WTW so that I may treat her to intimate pleasures without interruption....
 

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EnglishGentleman said:
And if I get my wicked way, I'll take you to Devon again and again...

Sorry, I meant HEAVEN again and again...

Keep talking English...you certainly
have a very persuasive manner.

Any moors in Devon to explore?
 

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I used to live on Dartmoor, and I assure you I'll have you screaming louder than the howl of the Hound of the Baskervilles before I've finished with your womanly charms....
 

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EnglishGentleman said:
I used to live on Dartmoor, and I assure you I'll have you screaming louder than the howl of the Hound of the Baskervilles before I've finished with your womanly charms....

Right now...I'd love to time travel...
back to the past, English and meet
you on the moors...
 

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Ah but were I the Heathcliff to your Kathy... Only without the being dead bits! And that was the wrong moors, but I digress.

Off to the misty moors together then gorgeous wench, time travel be damned!:awink:
 

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EnglishGentleman said:
Ah but were I the Heathcliff to your Kathy... Only without the being dead bits! And that was the wrong moors, but I digress.

Off to the misty moors together then gorgeous wench, time travel be damned!:awink:

"Only without the being dead bits..."

Now that is priceless!:biggrin1:
 

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Hey I'm all with the romance, but the ghostly apparition thing.... A bit premature I feel. I'm as real and solid as they come...

Competition time! How many innuendo can you infer from the 2 sentences above!
 

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Lex...I'm waiting behind the curtain for you in the "boy" room. Are you there stud?

I'm standing right behind you. Don't you feel my hot breath on your neck?

GrrrRRRRRrrrrr..

C'mere sexy..

*grabs CUBE from behind and gives him a wraparound*

WOOOF!
 

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Hey guys! Sorry I'm late!
(carries bag with economy size Astroglide, a case of Magnum XL's, dildos and butt plugs ranging from large to gigantic, massage oil, a dozen triple blade razors, 2 bottles of baby oil, 6 sets of handcuffs <with keys in his wallet>, two portable slings and dozens of gay, straight and Bi porn DVD's)


Help yourself!
(Grabs Lex and pushes him to his knees)
 

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*keeps a hold of CUBE* (you're not going ANYwhere)

Sorceror, Better late than never handsome!! After I blow you and get some, I'm gonna make you call me SIR, Fucker!! Plow you long and deep.

*hops into the sling*

Let's Ride!!
 

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*pleased with having the boy/girl room to themselves for the moment*

So WindTalker I believe I was rudely interrupted

*gently takes her shoulders, and turns her to face him*

Now sit down on the edge of the bed there for a moment my dear, turn your face to the heavens and close your eyes....
 

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EnglishGentleman said:
*pleased with having the boy/girl room to themselves for the moment*

So WindTalker I believe I was rudely interrupted

*gently takes her shoulders, and turns her to face him*

Now sit down on the edge of the bed there for a moment my dear, turn your face to the heavens and close your eyes....

"I'm not sure if closing one's eyes in here is
a good idea, English!" :wink: