A girlfriend, who suffered from asthma, was blowing me and choked a bit as I came. It all shot out of her nostrils, then she had a sneezing fit. Her parents (they ran a pub) were banging on the door worried that she was in trouble from asthma. "It's alright mum," she spluttered "I was just blowing my - nose!"
It was a lovely old 16th century pub, and her bedroom window was above the entrance door. Another time she blew me on her bed she caught it all in her mouth, looked around for a tissue or something to spit it into, couldn't find anything, and spat it straight out of the open window. "OMG," she said, "I hope dad's not out there having a smoke".