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Especially on the Internet. It only gets you in trouble. Here is my guide:

1. Never tell anyone your real age, height or dick size.
2. Never tell anyone your real name.
3. Never tell anyone where you are from or where you live.
 

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That is what I do all the time while browsing this forum.

Toffee Crunch Caramel Cake




Ingredients

Gingersnap crust
Nonstick vegetable oil spray
1 1/2 cups ground gingersnap cookies (about 7 1/4 ounces)
5 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted
2 tablespoons (packed) golden brown sugar Cheesecake
4 8-ounce packages cream cheese, room temperature
1 cup (packed) golden brown sugar
2 tablespoons (1/4 stick) butter, melted
5 large eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
Caramel topping
1 1/2 cups sugar
1/4 cup water
1/2 teaspoon fresh lemon juice
1 cup heavy whipping cream
4 1.4-ounce English toffee candy bars (such as Heath or Skor), chopped



Preparation

For gingersnap crust:
Preheat oven to 350°F. Spray bottom of 9-inch springform pan with 2 1/2-inch-high sides with nonstick spray. Stir ground cookies, butter, and sugar in medium bowl until moist clumps form. Press cookie mixture firmly onto bottom of prepared pan. Wrap outside of pan with 3 layers of heavy-duty foil. Bake crust until firm and beginning to darken, about 14 minutes. Cool crust. Maintain oven temperature. For cheesecake:
Beat cream cheese and sugar in large bowl until smooth. Beat in butter, then eggs, 1 at a time, until just blended. Beat in vanilla. Pour batter over crust in pan. Place springform pan in large roasting pan. Add enough hot water to come halfway up sides of springform pan. Bake cake uncovered until filling is puffed around edges and moves slightly in center when pan is gently shaken, about 1 hour 10 minutes. Remove pan from water; remove foil. Place hot cheesecake uncovered in refrigerator overnight.
For caramel topping:
Stir sugar, water, and lemon juice in large saucepan over medium heat until sugar dissolves. Increase heat; boil without stirring until mixture turns deep amber, occasionally swirling pan and brushing down sides with wet pastry brush, about 9 minutes. Add cream (mixture will bubble). Reduce heat to medium-low. Simmer until reduced to 1 1/4 cups, stirring occasionally, about 8 minutes. Chill until thickened but still pourable, about 15 minutes.
Spoon caramel over top of cake just to edges (do not allow caramel to drip down sides). Garnish top edges with chopped English toffee. Chill at least 2 hours and up to 6 hours.
 

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Especially on the Internet. It only gets you in trouble. Here is my guide:

1. Never tell anyone your real age, height or dick size.
2. Never tell anyone your real name.
3. Never tell anyone where you are from or where you live.



did you have a bad experience that you would care to discuss....??
 

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Especially on the Internet. It only gets you in trouble. Here is my guide:

1. Never tell anyone your real age, height or dick size.
2. Never tell anyone your real name.
3. Never tell anyone where you are from or where you live.

I didn't know anybody ever did that. Especially the cock size part...
 

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If the internet is so bad, why are you here? Wouldn't it stand to reason that if you truly think something is evil or you hate it, why would you do it or frequent it?

That would be like a straight guy going to a lesbian biker bar to pick up chicks.

(Note correct spelling gjorg. :biggrin1:)
 

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1. Never tell anyone your real age, height or dick size.
2. Never tell anyone your real name.
3. Never tell anyone where you are from or where you live.

Never tell... then you don't have too worry why nobody ever asks you. Right?
 

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If you hate the internet, and this forum so much, please log-out, and go the fuck away you little shit