Household Objects

[brinzaulsschwul]

An extendable umbrella in its case, you can then shoot it up and pull it down

bicycle pump and fill up with air

Push some grapes up your arse, leave some hanging out and go to the Doctor and tell him you've got piles aka grapes!!

A small hand bell and ringadingding

 

[bthegreat]

What?! hahahahaha

 

[lurker37160]

Reciprocating saw.

 

[Takenachance]

Cigar tubes are great. Not the plastic ones - but the metal ones.

 

[nano750]

Reciprocating saw.

:lmao:

as for what to buy, rude boy here and like it.

Haven't used too many things to stick up my ass from around the house but made something to fuck before... in my younger days...

Took a hand towel, folded it once long ways, put a condom at the end so the base of it was sticking out about an inch or so, role the towel up so the condom is in the middle, take what's sticking out the bottom and stretch it over the towel just a bit. Add lots of lube and go to town. You can put it between your bed and boxspring to add some pressure. Hope this helps kill some time.

 

[bthegreat]

:lmao:

as for what to buy, rude boy here and like it.

Haven't used too many things to stick up my ass from around the house but made something to fuck before... in my younger days...

Took a hand towel, folded it once long ways, put a condom at the end so the base of it was sticking out about an inch or so, role the towel up so the condom is in the middle, take what's sticking out the bottom and stretch it over the towel just a bit. Add lots of lube and go to town. You can put it between your bed and boxspring to add some pressure. Hope this helps kill some time.

lol

 

[arthurdent]

An upturned glass?!

A traffic cone?
(Every male student has one of those laying about the place)

A baseball bat?

 

[bthegreat]

An upturned glass?

Oh My Goodness